Small Gods: Myriad Puntheons

[Dannyalcatraz]

Ali Bhai, The patron saint of excuses.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Chuck Norris: The god of being bad ass and kicking ass.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Greg Tin-Ear, god of the delusional, talentless, clueless or lazy would-be Bards who post on YouTube.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Chuck Norris: The god of being bad ass and kicking ass.

Chuck Norris is not a Small God.

Did you hear that noise? That was him, starting to hunt you down...

and don't move, for he has found you already.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Blechna- Undead God of Fast-food

 

[pawsplay]

Blechna- Undead God of Fast-food

Don't forget his former servant, Kas Sheer, god of apathy toward basic arithmetic and handwashing hygiene.

 

[Bold or Stupid]

The Great Googly Moogly - God of surprises.
The Lady Yum-yum - Goddess of barely covering clothes.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The Not-So-Great Moogly Googly, god of spoiled surprises.

 

[pawsplay]

Mousover, capricious god of forum previews and inset pop-ups

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Thrilla D'Hunt, goddess of consumer therapy. Battle cry: "Chaaaaaaaaaaarge it!" Weapon: Credit-card shaped shuriken. Motto: "Shop 'till you drop."