So, how stupid do you have to be to be a githyanki?

[Felon]

Githyanki live on the astral plane, where natural healing is impossible, and they have no clerics because the bitch who runs the place won't let them. OK, maybe they can hire some clerics from other races, but can you imagine a whole race of warriors walking around with open sores and oozing cuts? Time to either move or get a new queen.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

Heh.

This should be a poll.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Psionic healing?

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Heh.

This should be a poll.

Yeah, but there are so many levels of stupid...it'd be a big poll.

 

[Crothian]

You got them wrong, they aren't stupid. They love a challenge. They realize healing is too easy in the normal fantasy worlds, they are the definition of Real Men. They like the challenge, the D&D world with its healing magic makes people soft and weak, but not them.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

You got them wrong, they aren't stupid. They love a challenge. They realize healing is too easy in the normal fantasy worlds, they are the definition of Real Men. They like the challenge, the D&D world with its healing magic makes people soft and weak, but not them.

...but they can't heal naturally either...

 

[Darkness]

Racial -2 to Wis is part of the explanation. Not sure about the other parts...

 

[Crothian]

...but they can't heal naturally either...

Like I said, they like a challenge. Natural healing makes races weak and soft!!

 

[Darkness]

Like I said, they like a challenge. Natural healing makes races weak and soft!!

Yeah. Survival is for the weak.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

(Says the male Gith to the female) But baby, we have to do it. We can't heal -- we've got to outbreed them....