So I DMed a bunch of stewardesses on the weekend... Now with Story Hour Action!

[Zander]

Okay, they're actually flight attendants, but the archaic term conjures up more entertaining visions.

If I were on a flight reading my Dragon Mag and a stewardess came up to me and said "I've got a 3rd level dwarf barbarian with a spiked chain and combat reflexes," I would think the plane had crashed and I'd gone to heaven.

 

[Ranger REG]

Either that or you've got an invite into the Mile High Club.

 

[MerakSpielman]

Eh.

The stewardesses are probably all 50ish and married. He's just stating the bare minimum of facts in order to get you guys jealous.

Remember, being the only guy in a room full of women rarely turns out to be all it's cracked up to be... They end up considering you "one of the girls." I know. It's happened to me. I know the shattering of illusions can be painful, but you should be aware that those letters to Penthouse are all total fiction. Ain't a room full of stewardesses on the planet actually going to behave like they say they will.

 

[Remathilis]

Merak, why you got to go stomping on our little dreams like that?

 

[Remathilis]

Merak, why you got to go stomping on our little dreams like that?

 

[KenM]

I just saw at my FLGS that that there is a new D20 Macho Women with guns.

 

[Ranger REG]

Ain't a room full of stewardesses on the planet actually going to behave like they say they will.

No, but we can dream about it.

P.S. Gamers like us make the BoEF looks like a sex ed textbook ... middle school version.

 

[WanderingMonster]

I hope you share this thread with them and get one or more of them to post. I mean, if you're going to bring into the fold, you might as well give them the whole cold-water-shock treatment!

 

[barsoomcore]

Meh. I said they were lovelies, and I meant it. And none are married, except for the one what's married to me.

But no, I won't share this thread with them. I actually don't encourage any of my players to go to ENWorld at all -- I like having a space where I can talk gaming without them.

Unless you lot ARE my players and just aren't telling me...

Edit: typo

 

[Desdichado]

heh heh. See you later this week, big boy.