MoonSong
Rules-lawyering drama queen but not a munchkin
But that is like only three letters of difference. That's still too much to read if I'm to find that sockpuppet.
D&D 5E So long and thanks for all the fish!
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But that is like only three letters of difference. That's still too much to read if I'm to find that sockpuppet.
Knowing is half the battle, though.
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Moonsong's sockpuppet ignored everything that had gone before and concentrated on the here and now. "I am," it declared in pink writing, "therefore existentialism exists."
This caused the insane Bar De Door, already having difficulty with the concept of being a bar in a bar, to regret ever joining this knot-forsaken thread. It was bad enough being in a situation where everyone seemed to know in advance what it was going to have been going to have done before is went and did it, as if they had all been here before and weren't letting it in on the joke, but who was it supposed to be attacking? Which world was it supposed to be destroying?
The barbarian and his moll were clearly sockpuppets controlled by two white mice who had the answer to everything, but the mice themselves were entirely fictional entities being controlled by a cast of ghostly avatars, some of who were role-playing each other and hiding behind false identities. Was any of this real? And why all the references to fish? Were the fish real, or was that just a red herring?
The mad bar of soap began to doubt its own sanity. It was on a slippery slope.
Anyone notice the sock puppet looks...Smauglike?
(If you squint.)
(If you squint.)
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If you hold the picture upside down, it looks like one of those weird fish you see swimming around, about 4 miles down in ocean trenches.
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MoonSong
Rules-lawyering drama queen but not a munchkin
Danny was the sockpuppet all along!
OMG I can't believe it!
How?!
But is impossible!
Ok, now I'm stuck...
rgoodbb
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"Remember the days where we just took on dragons and stuff. There were no new worlds of realities or who's playing who or sock puppets or whatever madness that was thrown in front of us. It was just...Right y'know? The world seemed so much simpler then....I really miss that, don't you Hermione."
"Aye as well at thyne Cleaver and Mine Vex-voice thou wer'st the times ten over aye."
"I'm glad you're talking normally again. I've missed that too."
"Betwix thyne yonder longings for a lingering back year, and mine for all't of adventuring fair weather trailers, naught in this world but good company and shared valour in trumpets and trombones It doth weave the Gildan and the Bard Spiton through most curious pastures, verily aye."
Throg laid back in the grass, huge arms behind his head and blade of grass between his lips. He smiled and closed his eyes on this cool but sunny morn. He could listen to her speak all day.
Just then a thwack to the sound of a trombone hit him between the legs. He cried and looked up Spiton was running away down the hill. Throg chased him, Gildan cast greece and they both slid down faster. Hermione was laughing at the playtime. This was how it should be. It didn't get any better than this.
It was perfect
..........Too perfect
"Something's wrong." Exclaimed Throg with a nervous but heavy heart...........
"Aye as well at thyne Cleaver and Mine Vex-voice thou wer'st the times ten over aye."
"I'm glad you're talking normally again. I've missed that too."
"Betwix thyne yonder longings for a lingering back year, and mine for all't of adventuring fair weather trailers, naught in this world but good company and shared valour in trumpets and trombones It doth weave the Gildan and the Bard Spiton through most curious pastures, verily aye."
Throg laid back in the grass, huge arms behind his head and blade of grass between his lips. He smiled and closed his eyes on this cool but sunny morn. He could listen to her speak all day.
Just then a thwack to the sound of a trombone hit him between the legs. He cried and looked up Spiton was running away down the hill. Throg chased him, Gildan cast greece and they both slid down faster. Hermione was laughing at the playtime. This was how it should be. It didn't get any better than this.
It was perfect
..........Too perfect
"Something's wrong." Exclaimed Throg with a nervous but heavy heart...........
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Guys, there is a crisis looming. Having fun is one thing but this thread is currently #2 on 502 laughs and the #1 is Gary Gygax's thread on 506. Another five laugh-with-this-posts and we break his record. Do we seriously want to go down in history as collectively more fun than GG, or should we stop right now?
My feeling is that he would have wanted us to go for it, but it's not my thread, not my decision.
(edit) Okay, so we are now on 506. Decision time.
(edit again) 507. This thread is now officially the funniest thread of all time. I think a toast to Thedip, for being our inspiration, is called for. It's a shame he's not around to receive our accolades.1
1 Not to be confused with aco-laids who are assistant clerics who keep chickens, while aco-lytes look after the candles.
My feeling is that he would have wanted us to go for it, but it's not my thread, not my decision.
(edit) Okay, so we are now on 506. Decision time.
(edit again) 507. This thread is now officially the funniest thread of all time. I think a toast to Thedip, for being our inspiration, is called for. It's a shame he's not around to receive our accolades.1
1 Not to be confused with aco-laids who are assistant clerics who keep chickens, while aco-lytes look after the candles.
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MoonSong
Rules-lawyering drama queen but not a munchkin
But you kind of did, you are Smaug, and a hydra agent and a sock. I'd need a giant laundromat, a hobbit, seven dwarves, the avengers and a man named Bard to defeat you. I'm just a pink pony bard...
Edit: Also you are a lawyer and I'm not allowed into court. And there is a possibility you are a time lord in which case you've already won before it started, I mean I could ask a couple of daleks but they cannot be trusted with your laundry.
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