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Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

megamania said:
The craziest one that nearly got my wife, her friend and I kicked out of the resturant was something about savoring what you eat. That was just so wrong. :p
You have the wrong priorities man...Muahahaha.... :]
 

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We had a lot of crazy lunches. Her friend was one of those that if you got her laughing she couldn't stop. More than once she had to leave the table at lunch in college to laugh in the parking lot. The ticket lady wasn't sure what to make of it.
 

megamania said:
We had a lot of crazy lunches. Her friend was one of those that if you got her laughing she couldn't stop. More than once she had to leave the table at lunch in college to laugh in the parking lot. The ticket lady wasn't sure what to make of it.
I had a friend that whenever he made a series of motions with his head, I'd completely lose it. Let me just say that everyone always had a good time at laughing at my elongated laugh.
 

I remember doing the vetriliquist thing with the howling of a dog. After about ten minutes of it suddenly she thumped down her fork and yelled "Where is that dog!" Everyone laughed long and hard at that one. Especially since it was another five minutes later before she reliezed it was me.
 

megamania said:
I remember doing the vetriliquist thing with the howling of a dog. After about ten minutes of it suddenly she thumped down her fork and yelled "Where is that dog!" Everyone laughed long and hard at that one. Especially since it was another five minutes later before she reliezed it was me.
Thats a good one!
 

Though she got her revenge on me I remember one night where the girls were watching horror movies. I don't like 'em so I was bored and looking for mischief. My wife's friend went to answer a phone and crawled under the couch and waited. She returned and I waited for a few moments before grabbing her ankle. New Jersy must have heard her!

But then she refused to get up so I was trapped under the couch with no room to move for the remainer of the movie.




But I would do it again
 

megamania said:
Though she got her revenge on me I remember one night where the girls were watching horror movies. I don't like 'em so I was bored and looking for mischief. My wife's friend went to answer a phone and crawled under the couch and waited. She returned and I waited for a few moments before grabbing her ankle. New Jersy must have heard her!
Brother......thats bad! I imagine several windows cracked when her shrill scream pierced the air.
 


Lady_Acoma said:
Yes, I am extremely good at being a perv. You know this of course having talked to me on a messenger for any length of time...Excellent! I make a really Excellent Pervert!

And you know from me telling you that Richard is a big perv too. With art talents to boot! :lol:
 

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