Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

[Darth K'Trava]

I'm not a very good pervert.

Unicorn men don't make good perverts. They're too innocent for that.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

One person's pervert is another person's answer to boredom.....


say that reminds me...Has anyone else ever played the game of (cool it you perverts) of opening your chinese fortune cookie and read it out loud and finish it with "...in bed?"

It's a real hoot at times.

"You may find wisdom in any deed completed ...in bed."

"Today you will make good decisions ..in bed."

"The secret to happiness is enjoy what you have ...in bed."

All the time. Even when there's not anyone else around, the "ritual" still goes on. I guess I've "trained" myself that way after doing it so long....

 

[Darth K'Trava]

heh... I remember my mother once asked what my wife and I danced to at the night clubs. I played "My Neck, My Back" for her. She never asked again.

ROFLMAO

Someone at work commented about his neck and back and both me and the manager on duty had the same thought: "My Neck, My Back" (by whoever, don't recall the artist) running thru the brain....

 

[Ashwyn]

Unicorn men don't make good perverts. They're too innocent for that.

See? I'm innocent! Lady Acoma, she said I'm innocent! Look, dammit, look!

 

[Lady_Acoma]

See? I'm innocent! Lady Acoma, she said I'm innocent! Look, dammit, look!

She's dillusional.

 

[Ashwyn]

She's dillusional.

Psst, don't tell her about the real me, ok?

 

[megamania]

ROFLMAO

Someone at work commented about his neck and back and both me and the manager on duty had the same thought: "My Neck, My Back" (by whoever, don't recall the artist) running thru the brain....

Khia "Thug Mistress" I believe.

Sex Ed in song

 

[megamania]

See? I'm innocent! Lady Acoma, she said I'm innocent! Look, dammit, look!

typo

 

[Desdichado]

Lady_Acoma, I really like where your head is at.

Oooh. Nice double entendre there, Rel...

 

[reveal]

One person's pervert is another person's answer to boredom.....


say that reminds me...Has anyone else ever played the game of (cool it you perverts) of opening your chinese fortune cookie and read it out loud and finish it with "...in bed?"

It's a real hoot at times.

"You may find wisdom in any deed completed ...in bed."

"Today you will make good decisions ..in bed."

"The secret to happiness is enjoy what you have ...in bed."

Best fortune I ever got = "The best love is self love" Finish that up with "...in bed"