Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

[der_kluge]

GIS for "stripping"

(somewhere, I think Eric's grandma would be proud)

Link to picture, grandma-OK, but not perfectly work-safe

/runs and hides

 

[reveal]

GIS for "stripping"

(somewhere, I think Eric's grandma would be proud)

/runs and hides

Dad?!

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Whoa! Pantless butts in thongs aren't work friendly!

 

[reveal]

Whoa! Pantless butts in thongs aren't work friendly!

Sheesh! You sound just like my boss. :\

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Sheesh! You sound just like my boss. :\

My office is pretty laid back, but if my boss saw me looking at pictures of pantless butts in thongs - my EN World could be gone forever!

Then what would I do when I was slacking off?!?! (that's a world I don't want to think about!)

 

[DaveMage]

GIS for "stripping"

(somewhere, I think Eric's grandma would be proud)

Link to picture, grandma-OK, but not perfectly work-safe

/runs and hides

That's an image my retinas didn't need...

 

[billd91]

Stripping at the table. How do I handle it?

Well, first I get a reasonably firm grip at the base, but not so firm that my hand can't move. Then I move up...

What?
That's not what you meant?

 

[mythusmage]

Nudity at the Game

I can see three reasons for it.

1st. Involves an activity we can't really talk about on a family forum. The kids would actually enjoy it, but it would make their parents uncomfortable. Modelled in D&D it would involve Sense Motive, Diplomacy, and (for bad Performance checks) Bluff checks.

2nd. It's really hot and really humid and the airconditioning is on the fritz. The game would then be held in the shade outside where we could catch a breeze and chat with the neighbors in the same state of undress.

Obviously both would mean little, if any, actual gaming. D&D gaming that is.

3rd. The group was comfortable with it and had a history of casual nudity in other circumstances. But no jibes about the disparity between appearance and Charisma.

 

[Alzrius]

A female player, down to her bra and panties and socks, bet it all on a critical strike with her PC's longsword against an orc chieftain. She made the roll just before the second female at the table shamed us all into taking a re-clothing break.

My question: Should I have given the orc a +5 ring of protection?

Unless "betting it all" means all of her clothing, then the sad truth is it wouldn't have mattered if she'd hit or not; on a loss, she'd just have surrendered one or both socks.

 

[Desdichado]

My office is pretty laid back, but if my boss saw me looking at pictures of pantless butts in thongs - my EN World could be gone forever!

I think reveal was referring to the time he showed up for work with his pantless butt in a thong, actually.

I hear his boss was awarded a humanitarian award for ruling that it wasn't work friendly.