Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

[Warrior Poet]

Jennifer Love Hewitt keeping track of flanking and attacks of opportunity

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Warrior Poet

 

[Rel]

Angelina Jolie, I would think is a better choice... Anna Nicole is only eye candy... Angelina could be a cool player too

Well Anna Nicole wasn't a totally terrible GM but did seem to have trouble with the Initiative Order.

 

[Rel]

I can't quite imagine Jennifer Love Hewitt keeping track of flanking and attacks of opportunity. But I know she'd do a better job than the obese coked-out subnormal psychotic you're visualizing, Rel.

Anna Nicole isn't so fat anymore. And she's still hotter than Larry King, I don't care what you say.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Silicon is a perfectly normal, naturally occuring element. No. 14 on the periodic table, atomic weight of 28.0855.

Maybe she's no longer a carbon-based lifeform. Hmmm . . .

Warrior Poet

I think she's a cylon.

... wait ... that's a television show and not real life.

*smacks head* I need to stop blurring the lines between fantasy and reality!!

... but wouldn't it be terrifying if she *was* a cylon?! Hundreds of Anna Nicoles all running around trying to wipe out the human race. *shudders*

 

[reveal]

If someone stripped at my table, I would finally have an excuse to use that disco ball I had installed!

 

[fusangite]

I think she's a cylon.

... wait ... that's a television show and not real life.

*smacks head* I need to stop blurring the lines between fantasy and reality!!

... but wouldn't it be terrifying if she *was* a cylon?! Hundreds of Anna Nicoles all running around trying to wipe out the human race. *shudders*

Actually, if you think about it, that's kind of happening anyway. No cylons required.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

If someone stripped at my table, I would finally have an excuse to use that disco ball I had installed!

*cues ABBA*

(See that girl, watch that scene...)

 

[DaveMage]

Angelina Jolie, I would think is a better choice... Anna Nicole is only eye candy... Angelina could be a cool player too

No doubt...

 

[Desdichado]

Gratifying as the image is, however, I can't quite imagine Jennifer Love Hewitt keeping track of flanking and attacks of opportunity.

So, you've got JL-H naked in your imagination and the best you can do is to try and have her keeping track of flanking and attacks of opportunity? See, in my game, her character is trying to penetrate the king's security by seducing every. single. guard on the way in.

 

[reveal]

*cues ABBA*

(Let's daaance, the last daaance...)

Queen_Dopplepopolis: The original Dancing Queen.