MoonSong
Rules-lawyering drama queen but not a munchkin
You don't think they could find a couple that almost nobody ever really played? I think they could.
mmm... evoker? (abjurer is almost likely a thing, so Illussionist and Necromancer, conjurer is popular, Diviner is a strong archetype, transmuter had its thing too. Already seen the enchanter...)
I still don't get this almost fetish to get as little as possible in the phb. Providing the eight subclasses for wizard cannot take more than a pair of folios, four-five pages isn't too much, it is a single class, a single spell-list.