Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

[Thunderfoot]

"Let's just say we want to avoid any...Imperial entaglements."
"Yeah, that's what I thought. Mynocs, munching on the power cable."
"..and no matter what happens, stay in there!"
"Spinning is always a good trick!"
"Stop that, my hands are dirty."
"You'll find that you are mistaken...about a great many things."
"Chewy, get under him!"

 

[Kolchak]

"Only a precise hit will set up a chain reaction."

 

[DnDChick]

I've always found this exchange between Han and Leia in the garbage compactor amusing:

Han: Keep on top of it!
Leia: I can't!


(I should be ashamed of myself!)

 

[Hand of Evil]

And don't forget to add the old stand by to the end of a quote...just say any of the quotes and finish it with...

IN BED

 

[Raven Crowking]

Don't know if they've already been used before:


"Control! You must learn control!"

"That is why you fail."

 

[megamania]

"What do you mean - I'm naked?"

"For his only payment he wanted a clone for himself." (paraphased)

"Not again!"

"Use the Force"

"I have ...accidents" (paraphrased)

 

[megamania]

and more-

"Don't touch anything ...understand?"

"The boy is too old.." oh that is bad!

"Going through the core is dangerous!"

"Eat this you do? How did you become so big?" parphrased Yoda meeting Luke

 

[Belen]

"There seems to be a lot of carbon-scoring here, have you seen a lot of action?"

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

"I can't..it's just too big." "And that is why you fail."

"I did not hit it that hard. It just exploded."

"There goes another one. Negative, it's empty, must have been another malfunction."

"Get out of here, you pirate!"

"I have your word, no scratches."

"Hobby, set your harpoon."

"Imperial troops have entered the base."

"Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine."

"Oh no, I've lost R2!"

"Ok, kid, let's blow this joint and go home."

 

[Roadkill101]

"Just like Beggars Canyon back home."

 

[Rel]

"Just like Beggars Canyon back home."

You win the thread!