Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

[Darth Shoju]

more:

1. "Even *I* get boarded *sometimes.* Do you think I had a choice?"

2. "That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time. "
"Yeah, I'll bet you have. "

3."I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay? "

5."Don't everyone thank me at once. "

8. "We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."

In fact, entire converstations are funny in a sexual context:

"They're coming in! Three marks and 2-10!"
"... It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!"
"Stay on target."
"We're too close!"
"Stay on target!"
[shouts] "Loosen up!"
"... Lost Tiree, Lost Dutch... They dropped in behind us, and we couldn't maneuver in the trench. Sorry; it's your baby now. So long, Dave... "

 

[Darth Shoju]

yet more....


1. "I sense something; a presence I've not felt since... "


2. "No reward is worth this. "

3. "What're you lookin' at? I know what I'm doin'. "

4. "Boring conversation anyway. "

5. "Help. I think I'm melting. This is all your fault. "

6. "What are you doing hiding back there? "

7. "One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner. "


8. "I got a problem here. "
"eject!"
"I can hold it. "
"Pull up! "
"No, I'm all right... ahhh!"


and a good one...

"Look at the size of that thing. "

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Gold Five: "They came from behind!"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Ohhh! Great warrior!"

"Always in motion is the future."

"Concentrate...feel the Force flow."

"I think we lost something... "

"Good relations with the Wookies, I have. "

"I couldn't stop myself. "

"I can feel your anger. It gives you focus... makes you stronger! "

"Now Viceroy, we will discuss a new treaty."

"This is getting out of hand. Now, there are two of them."

"Much to learn you still have...my old padawan."

"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."

"Is it possible to learn this power?"

"Uh, oh!"

 

[Truth Seeker]

*Just looking on with tears streaming from the eyes*

-Then adds to the history books-

Feel the power of the Dark Side (babie! It can go either way..LOL)

 

[Aris Dragonborn]

"Now, witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battlestation!"
"Fire at will, commander!" (okay, maybe we'd all like to hear this)
"I'll never join you!"

EDIT: Yeah, ok, Riggs beat me to the first one *grumble*

 

[Truth Seeker]

This has to be, the most cleaniness humor, to ever see...

 

[GoodKingJayIII]

"I don't like sand. It's rough and course...and it gets everywhere."
"I already tried it, it's magnetically sealed."
"I'm an interpreter, I don't know the difference between a power socket and a computer terminal."
"OOOO conjugal droid!!" (just watch RotJ and tell me Jabba doesn't say that!)
"You're lucky you don't taste very good."
"You were lucky to get out of there."
"You will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years."
"I know that laugh."
"General Veers, prepare your men!"
"Several fighters have broken off from the main group. Come with me."
"Target, maximum firepower!"
"He's my brother."

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Followed by, "You're gonna die here, you know."

At least, you'd die happy....

 

[Darth K'Trava]

"Lord Vader."
"Yes, Master."
"Riiiiiiiisssseeeeeee."

ROFLMAO