Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

[DaveMage]

Not a quote, but it fits the theme of the thread:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=457

That is so wrong...

I love it!

 

[Henry]

Never have I cried tears of laughter such as reading this thread.

I'm seriously thinking of nominating this one for archiving...

 

[JoeBlank]

I can't believe no one has thought of this one yet (my apologies if I missed it, the tears of laughter are clouding my vision):

"No, No! This one goes HERE, that one goes THERE!"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"These aren't the 'droids you're looking for..."

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

"No blasters!"

 

[Desdichado]

"Always thinking with your stomach!"

Yeah, OK, that's one's actually just kinda weird. I guess the well's starting to get a bit dry.

Still, it was fun while it lasted. I'd like to see a few more really good ones!

 

[Riggs]

"Open the blast doors, open the blast doors!"

"The shield will be down in moments...you may start your landing"

"Prepare to witness the firepower of this fully-armed and operational battle station"

"That thing's operational!"

ok these are kinda on the edge of the theme...

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"

"Feel the force!"

"Good relations with the Wookiees, I have."

"Use your feeling, and find him you will."

 

[Dingleberry]

I'll throw in a few more (and probably kill the thread):

"Princess, we have a visitor."

"That doesn't sound too hard."

"Mind what you have learned - save you it can!"

"I can't... I can't do it. It's too big."

"You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done."

"Lando Calrissian and poor Chewbacca never returned from this awful place."

"That's two you owe me, junior."

"Hey - it's me!"

"What's that flashing?"

"It must've had a self-destruct - I didn't hit it that hard."

 

[eabha]

"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?"