Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

[Rel]

"Pull out Wedge, you aren't doing anyone any good back there!"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"GRRAAAAAGGGGHHHH!"

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Over my dead body!

Thats the idea.

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

I've become convinced that we've got enough lines here for a Star Wars rip-off porno-shoot. We could call it "Star Whores" and use only lines from the original movies.

Any takers?

There already is one out there, although I don't recall the name. Nakia rented it for my bachelor party. I remember it had a lady in blue bodypaint in it, the rest is hazy from all the alcohol and other substances I had injested...

 

[kenobi65]

"I don't care *what* you smell!"

"I can feel your hate swelling within you..."

"You worm-ridden piece of filth!"

"Get on top of it!" "I'm *trying*!!"

"Eeee-hee-heee-heee!!" (Salacious Crumb's cackle)

 

[Desdichado]

"Get on top of it!" "I'm *trying*!!"

 

[kenobi65]

There does seem to be a high concentration of these quotes from a certain sequence of scenes in A New Hope, from the rescue of the Princess, through the trash compactor, to returning to the Falcon. Almost makes you think it's an inside joke...

 

[Ambrus]

I've actually heard a porn scenario made of carefully edited Star Wars sound bites. It's about 30 seconds long but it's hilarious!

Best quote: "Okay kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!"

 

[kenobi65]

"Almost there.....almost there....."

 

[sniffles]

"Oh, Ani, hold me like you did when we were at the lake."