Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

[Dingleberry]

Followed by, "You're gonna die here, you know."

"Convenient."

 

[Desdichado]

I've become convinced that we've got enough lines here for a Star Wars rip-off porno-shoot. We could call it "Star Whores" and use only lines from the original movies.

Any takers?

 

[Warrior Poet]

"Take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive."

"Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!"

Now I'm in pain

Good to hear from you, man!

Warrior Poet

 

[Dingleberry]

"Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"

"That's okay - I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."

"At that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"Not bad for a little furball."

Could also be filed in the Good To Hear column.

If we go down that path, I'd have to offer up:

"Thanks for coming after me. Now I owe YOU one."

 

[Ashwyn]

I've become convinced that we've got enough lines here for a Star Wars rip-off porno-shoot. We could call it "Star Whores" and use only lines from the original movies.

Any takers?

You've thought about this a lot, haven't you? Admit it.

 

[Desdichado]

"Stay on target.... stay on target!"

If we go down that path, I'd have to offer up:

"Thanks for coming after me. Now I owe YOU one."

And, "Great shot, kid! That was one in a million."

 

[Dingleberry]

"You, like your father, are now mine."

 

[Riggs]

Very nice, all.


"Allmoossttt....theerrree........Almost.....therrrreee"

"Pull out Wedge, you aren't doing anyone any good back there!" (someone fix this for correctness)

"I'm on the leader"

"Evacuate?! In our moment of triumph?!"

"Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me"

 

[Desdichado]

You've thought about this a lot, haven't you? Admit it.

Based on your NTL avatar, we've added a whole new scene for Leia after she gets rescued by the ewoks.

Unfortunately, it will star RangerWickett.

 

[Riggs]

"Obi Wan's failure is now complete"

"...Negative negative, we have a reactor leak down here, gimme a minute to lock it down"

"Nice shot, kid. Don't get cocky"

"This ain't like dustin' crops, boy"

"I used to bullseye womp rats back home"

"The force is strong in this one" (good thing)