Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

[Warrior Poet]

"We can't repel firepower of that magnitude!"

 

[kenobi65]

"Oh, Ani, hold me like you did when we were at the lake."

::shudder!::

If Uncle George starts writing pillow talk for my spouse, I'm outta there.

 

[nakia]

You don't want to have this exchange during sex:

"How we doin'?"
"Same as always."
"That bad, huh?"

 

[nakia]

There already is one out there, although I don't recall the name. Nakia rented it for my bachelor party. I remember it had a lady in blue bodypaint in it, the rest is hazy from all the alcohol and other substances I had injested...

Hey! Don't bring me into this.

Okay, it was called "Space Nuts" and had some "droid servicing" IYKWIMAITYD.

And, for the record, I was totally sober.

 

[Desdichado]

"Why do I have the feeling we've picked up yet another pathetic lifeform?"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Help me, Obi-Wan! You're my only hope!...Help me, Obi-Wan! You're my only hope!"

"...Just like shooting whomp rats..."

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

Not a quote, but it fits the theme of the thread:

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[Crothian]

Now all we need is sonme people to go home and...use these lines.....

the sad thing is I can see Rel doing that

 

[Desdichado]

Not a quote, but it fits the theme of the thread:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=457

I really should order one of those...

 

[GoodKingJayIII]

"Lord Vader."
"Yes, Master."
"Riiiiiiiisssseeeeeee."