Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

[Desdichado]

OK, we're all a bunch of Star Wars geeks here, right? Toss off Star Wars quotes with little or no provocation; that's me.

Here's a bunch of Star Wars lines I hope to never hear from my wife, or anyone else in the vicinity, while having sex. Lines I don't want to say, too, for that matter.

1. "Negative. It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."
   
2. "What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me."
   
3. "Apology accepted, Captain Dyal."
   
4. Aren't you a little ...ahem... short for a stormtrooper?"
   
5. "Your powers are weak old man!"

Anyway, add to the fun!

 

[Ashwyn]

"I am your father."

 

[Dominic]

"Size matters not"

"Into the garbage shute flyboy"

"Well, short help is better than no help"

 

[Ashwyn]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

 

[Warrior Poet]

"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

"Only you could be so bold."

"That's no moon."

"This is no cave!"

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

 

[Umbran]

"I have a bad feeling about this..."

 

[Warrior Poet]

"This deal's getting worse all the time."

 

[Ashwyn]

"This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something"

 

[Warrior Poet]

"You're far too trusting."

 

[Ashwyn]

"Going somewhere, Solo?"

"Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money."

"It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!"