Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

Ashwyn · Oct 14, 2005

DaveMage said:
"It's a trap!"

You just stole Akbar's thunder. How cruel.

Dingleberry · Oct 14, 2005

Bront said:
"Red, the mother, blue, the boy"

That's so wrong.

Dingleberry · Oct 14, 2005

"Slimy? Mudhole? My home this is!"

Desdichado · Oct 14, 2005

"You're making a mess."

(Getting to the more obscure quotes by now...)

Queen_Dopplepopolis · Oct 14, 2005

Dingleberry said:
"Slimy? Mudhole? My home this is!"

Tehehe!

Dingleberry · Oct 14, 2005

"Your tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!"

Dingleberry · Oct 14, 2005

For the men:

"Well, I guess you don't know everything about women."

For the ladies:

"I was born here, you know."

Warrior Poet · Oct 14, 2005

Joshua Dyal said:
"You're making a mess."

Could also be filed in the Good To Hear column.

Warrior Poet

Warrior Poet · Oct 14, 2005

Dingleberry said:
"I was born here, you know."

Followed by, "You're gonna die here, you know."

Dingleberry · Oct 14, 2005

"Take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive."

"Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!"