Star Wars Scratch Lottery Tickets

[MoogleEmpMog]

Oh well, there's no real point in continuing this for me since it's gone off into the "haters defense." There can be no criticism since it all stems from hatred of Lucas. Geez, I don't like Uwe Boll's movies, but I don't hate him. :\

I have to say, Uwe Boll is about the only filmmaker who I do come close to hating for what he does with his movies.

He has ruined and continues to ruin what could otherwise be wonderful film franchises; worse, his terrible films (and other bombs, to be sure) denigrate the quality of electronic game storytelling, much of which, in the games themselves, is far better than either Boll's or Lucas's.

As far as Star Wars gambling goes... did not Lando explicitly lose the Falcon to Han while gambling?! That seems like a pretty strong cautionary tale right there.

 

[Steve Jung]

As for the PotC...

I'm losing it. When I saw this, I thought of Passion of the Christ first. Even though I never saw that movie.

 

[ShrinkyLink]

As far as Star Wars gambling goes... did not Lando explicitly lose the Falcon to Han while gambling?! That seems like a pretty strong cautionary tale right there.

You're right. It is. And I've been schooled about Qui-Gon's words on gambling as well since starting this thread. Gambling is both bad and dangerous in the SW universe.

And I am not a Lucas hater. But if I see a Star Wars massage parlour, then I may have to become one, on principle.

A hater, that is. Just to clear away any possible confusion.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

But if I see a Star Wars massage parlour, then I may have to become one, on principle.

...would there be Twi'leks?

 

[Brother Shatterstone]

...would there be Twi'leks?

I would imagine they would have more costumers that way then to say if they have Hutts working there.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

I would imagine they would have more costumers that way then to say if they have Hutts working there.

So that's a 'yes' to Twi'leks?

No Lucas hating, then.

 

[ShrinkyLink]

I just imagine the attendants wearing Leia's white robes and hairbuns. If you wanted to pay more, you could get the slave girl outfit.

And I'm thinking waaaaay too much about this....

 

[ssampier]

It's in the unedited directors cut... The women love it.

I see your swartz is as big as mine.

 

[Brother Shatterstone]

I see your swartz is as big as mine.

It took 29 days, or so, but finaly the joke pays off! Thanks ssampier!