Stats for a pineapple?

[Kahuna Burger]

I was just about to say coconuts, but coconuts are NOT fruit. Apparently it's an endosperm (those at the back stop giggling!).

dude, coconuts are the cocoons of guinea pigs! They climb the trees and hang by their tails while they spin cocoons around themselves! Don't believe me? Two simple tests. Place a guinea pig beside a coconut and veiw the obvious similarities. Then crack open both a coconut and a butterfly cocoon half way through metamorphisis - SAME WHITE MILKY STUFF!

You have just witnessed a small part of my vestigal childhood hallucinations. It gets worse.

kahuna burger

 

[SylverFlame]

Jeph, your secondary ability is as follows:

Upon a successful roll of a nat20, any creature hit by a pineapple must find a pig, make a roast ham and proceed to eat dinner. The resulting damage of eating semi-raw pork (darn camp fires aren't hot enough) results in Trichtinosis poisoning. Fort DC 20, initial damage=1d6 temp Con, secondary damage=1d3 permanent Con. Herbivorous creatures are immune to this ability, and Fire Subtype creatures are immune to it as well.

Anyways, I don't know why you're all arguing over pineapples. Everyone knows corn on the cob is the real juggernaut of the food based weapon world. The way it gets stuck in your teeth, and the grenade like attack of throwing it in the fire is deadly when you're having an Orcish movie night. Just watch the limbs fly.

 

[Bean 2.0]

NO, rotten tomatoes rule, can't keep a classic down