We were gaming last night, and one of the players just simply couldn't spit his words out.
And he was one of the sober ones.
Whenever he said something about targeting one of the water elementals we were fighting, he called them...
"Watermelon-entals"
He wasn't doing it on purpose, but after the first slip, he was simply unable to correct himself. We were in tears.
After the third time, I made a comment about how I (black dude) wasn't interested in Watermelonentals, since that was just a stereotype about my people.
At one point, I did my best Kanye West and said: "His Name."..doesn't care...about black people!"
To make matters worse, he repeatedly referred to "The Cannoness" as "The Canyoness." No double-entendres were harmed in the speaking of those words.
Even he couldn't keep a straight face.
So, what verbal gaffes have made your table collapse under the weight of the hilarity?
And he was one of the sober ones.
Whenever he said something about targeting one of the water elementals we were fighting, he called them...
"Watermelon-entals"
He wasn't doing it on purpose, but after the first slip, he was simply unable to correct himself. We were in tears.
After the third time, I made a comment about how I (black dude) wasn't interested in Watermelonentals, since that was just a stereotype about my people.
At one point, I did my best Kanye West and said: "His Name."..doesn't care...about black people!"
To make matters worse, he repeatedly referred to "The Cannoness" as "The Canyoness." No double-entendres were harmed in the speaking of those words.
Even he couldn't keep a straight face.
So, what verbal gaffes have made your table collapse under the weight of the hilarity?
