Stupidest things PCs/DMs have done

[Richards]

DBF = delayed blast fireball. Not sure off the top of my head what HARD stands for, though.

Johnathan

 

[Patryn of Elvenshae]

Huge-A-Red-Dragon?

 

[shilsen]

lol, I was in a small room barging with a meige, and I almost had him, when suddleny one of my companions comes rushing into tha room, sees me and this meige. and without thinking he cast Ice storm. Mind you this room was only like 10 x 10. We all froze. Killed tha meige, me, my familure, and my companion....Lol, dumb ass......

I've been on these boards for a few years now and those have to be the strangest spellings for 'mage' and 'familiar' that I've ever seen!

 

[Rhun]

Not sure off the top of my head what HARD stands for, though.

Huge Ancient Red Dragon.


Stupidest thing a player has done lately: His slight of build, elven rogue is flush with success after backstabbing and killing one of the many ogres in the room. The rest of the party has engaged the remaining ogres, when a moment later a huge, axe-wielding giant enters the chamber. The rogue charges the giant with his handy sickle, and one attack roll later his head goes rolling across the ground as the giant slays him in a single hit.

 

[Hypersmurf]

... when a moment later a huge, axe-wielding giant*..

* or 'HAWG'

-Hyp.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

HARD does indeed = Huge Ancient Red Dragon

I like HAWG, too!

Hmmm...any other acronyms for typical monsters out there?

DRIP = Drow Ranger In Print?

 

[Yami no Hon]

This one was sort of a group effort of the entire party.

Step 1: Kill the minatour in its labrynth. In the process, we glued one of the fighters to the minators chest when she rolled a critical miss on her attack roll with a tanglefoot bag. This was in a 10 foot wide coridor, so the only other charcter in melee range who would stand a chance was my fire elemental.

Step 2: The party necromancer collects the body so she can bring it back to life later as her own pet.

Step 3: While attempting to infiltrate the BBEG's hide out, we gave the minatour's body to the BBEG in an attempt to convince him that we were on his side, not the adventurer's who had been giving him so much trouble, no sir, we are deffinatly not adventurer's, no not us. Needless to say we got found out, stripped of our equiptment and tossed in jail. Well the kobald theif did escape, but the thing is BBEG was the priest of an evil god, and we had spent the past several sessions fighting zombies that he had raised.

Step 4: We fought our way out of the jail, with most of our spells already spent, and only one dagger between the six of us. We fought our way out past the BBEG's 2nd in command, two human zombies, and, of course, the minatour zombie.

 

[Jürgen Hubert]

HARD does indeed = Huge Ancient Red Dragon

But Ancient Red Dragons aren't Huge - they are Gargantuan!

 

[fiddlerjones]

ACRONYM

Advanced
Colossal
Raging
Otyugh
Naively
Yearning for
Mayhem?

 

[Kae'Yoss]

* or 'HAWG'

-Hyp.

Bad luck it was no huge, axe-wielding troll. They're HAWT

But I prefer a RAHKY*


*

Spoiler

Raging, Acronym-Hating Kae'Yoss. Come on, people. It's bad enough over in the Wizards Minis boards, with all the LSD, GMA, SHZ, WDZ, whatever. Don't pick up that habit.