D&D General Suggested executions for when your dice commit capital offenses

[DND_Reborn]

In high school I actually had a player who said, "Stupid dice! Never roll right!" threw them, and then proceeded to take his bic lighter to his d20 and started burning it until it was too hot in his fingers, at which point he threw it as well. Completely true story...

For most players IME, it is exiling the dice to non-use forever as new dice are bought.

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

Put them in the "I forgot my dice and have to borrow some" bag. Pre-gaming virtually, anyway; those spiteful dice are getting lonely these days...

 

[not-so-newguy]

Be sure the other dice witness the executions.
Otherwise this is all pointless and a bit silly, if you ask me.

 

[MarkB]

However you do it, just make sure you put them to rest properly, otherwise they may come back to haunt you.

 

[R_J_K75]

Attach it to a model rocket and launch it into space on a path to the Phantom Zone.

 

[jmartkdr2]

The advantage of a hammer is it's much easier to make your other dice witness the execution and hopefully learn something.

 

[Bacon Bits]

I just use the bad dice for when you're DMing.

There's four grades of dice:

1. As DM for fodder
2. As DM for boss fight
3. As player for normal use
4. As player for boss fight

2 and 3 are basically the same, but you've got to keep them separate so as not to confuse things.

 

[MNblockhead]

Death by firing squad

"Okay players, time for lunch break. But instead of going to Chipotle, we are gong to the gun range."

The gun range I go to wouldn't allow a firing squad though. I guess I'll just have to live with the knowledge that I fired the bullet.

 

[MNblockhead]

Buried alive

Buried dice don't die. I'm just passing on the curse to some future generation...which I'm okay with.

 

[MNblockhead]

Bury them in teeny-tiny caskets in the backyard with teeny-tiny headstones.

That would be hilarious. Plan to sell the house and move after my kids all graduate from high school.

It's hilarious to think of the new owners coming accross this.