Tarrasque Wrangler
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What did everyone think of tonight's ep? I'll admit I've only started watching in the last few weeks, but I feel like I've jumped in at the right time.
Burton biting it wasn't surprising, but I'm just amazed it took this long. My family was practically screaming at the TV the last few weeks when the girls would put away common sense to pick each other apart instead. But maybe it was all for the best: the three that are left executed their plan brilliantly. I really thought they'd blow it.
Now, here's the ending I would've liked to see: Burton gets up to extinguish his torch, and right in front of the jury and everyone, John blurts out "My grandma's alive, suckas!" Then, next week, he proceeds to auction himself off to the other three as a guaranteed win for whoever carries him to the final two. He pockets second prize (he's gotta know he won't win; didn't he see the jury hi-five when they saw Burton go down?) plus whatever deal he cuts with the winner.
Burton biting it wasn't surprising, but I'm just amazed it took this long. My family was practically screaming at the TV the last few weeks when the girls would put away common sense to pick each other apart instead. But maybe it was all for the best: the three that are left executed their plan brilliantly. I really thought they'd blow it.
Now, here's the ending I would've liked to see: Burton gets up to extinguish his torch, and right in front of the jury and everyone, John blurts out "My grandma's alive, suckas!" Then, next week, he proceeds to auction himself off to the other three as a guaranteed win for whoever carries him to the final two. He pockets second prize (he's gotta know he won't win; didn't he see the jury hi-five when they saw Burton go down?) plus whatever deal he cuts with the winner.