Tale Weaver's Vampire: The Masquerade OOC Board

[Tale_Weaver]

These are the stats for the weapons you found:

Fire Axe

Damage: 1d8
Crit: 19-20
Type: Slashing
Size: Medium
Weight: 5lbs

Baseball Bat

Damage: 1d6
Crit: 20
Type: Bashing
Size: Medium
Weight: 3lbs

Chain

Damage: 1d6
Crit: 20
Type: Bashing
Size: Medium
Weight: 4lbs

 

[Tale_Weaver]

Fight Order:

Hive Master
Suzy
Koln
Clover
Ruby
Dire Rat 1
Dire Rat2
Rat Swarm

 

[Tale_Weaver]

We're gonna take a short break *cue commercial*

It's just, I have a lot on my plate with the magazine already and haven't been able to post. We'll start up again after the weekend. Have a great Labor Day everyone

 

[Strider_Koln]

We're gonna take a short break *cue commercial*

It's just, I have a lot on my plate with the magazine already and haven't been able to post. We'll start up again after the weekend. Have a great Labor Day everyone

NOOO!!! Damn you all! I need my Father Koln fix! If not... if not... he might get free..


GRRR out of vengeance I will post this clip of Keenan Thompson impersonating our favorite French priest, Father Koln, in the bathtub, complete with raincoat and steering wheel!



[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii2Sis8z9OM"]YouTube - ALL THAT Pierre Escargot - Season Three[/ame]

 

[izillama]

Clover: "Cela est une minute que je ne rentre pas..." >.<*

 

[Strider_Koln]

Bonsoir charcun! In this downtime I have started listening to some good music, and thought I'd share. Oui, I am still a priest, so you must understand I tend to gravitate towards Christian music, you know like the kind you would hear in a good church, such as the tunes below. Apprécier!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4LlztpjXtI"]YouTube - Freddie and the Dreamers do the Freddie[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH6b_lSQst0"]YouTube - Crispin Glover "Clownly Clown Clown"[/ame]



[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTKNahASSDI&feature=related[/ame]


::Malkavian::

 

[izillama]

....
Um... the Freddie was terrifying. The Clown was... odd. And Ben was oddly insightful... Hm...

 

[Tale_Weaver]

What was Socratese doing coming out of that woman's bra

The moral of "Friend Like Ben" was that if you make friends with a rat, eventually he will summon all his other rat friends to come and eat you!

 

[Tale_Weaver]

WTB Live Game

So it looks like our game has died. You want to revive it? How is next month looking for a live game? I think a live game would be a great way to bring back this game.

 

[Strider_Koln]

What is a live game? I, Father Koln, only know of one game, the game of unlife sadly. This is not dead for I have not given the last rights! Oui, it is not over! This madness will never end, and as long as the eyes remain crossed I remain ever vigilant, faithful, courageous and vigilant... oh and le handsome, no? As our Lord had said, I have brought the sword, nothing more! And indeed I have the sword, which I intent to put deep in every vampire's heart, with my sidekicks Ruby, Clover, Holy Spirit, Socrates, Ruby again, and everybody not named "Thaddeus" at my side! Allons-y, and for the glory of God, Love, and the American way!