Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[critical fumble]

good contest

I miss your games over here in Japan, I don’t have your e-mail, get mine off stuart or someone and send me a message sometime, k?

I found a bit of time for some entries, ... hard to decide which one you would like the best, …

But for simple nostalgia’s sake the entry is:

Experience point time,
The Dwarf gets a big bonus,
For bringing the beer.

My other attempts were:

Do we have a plan?
I am lost in this dark cave
Attack the darkness!

I roll to get drunk.
Are there any girls around?
I Rage! … You’re not there!

Leadership seemed cool,
But my cohort’s a pervert,
Keeps ogling my butt.

It’s not my home plane,
There are beholders all over !
Damn magic card deck!


take care of my city for me will ya, - windman.

 

[Voadam]

Half-Orc Bard Haiku

Me like to sing loud
Have one little problem though
I don't know song words

 

[Teflon Billy]

Re: good contest

I miss your games over here in Japan, I don’t have your e-mail, get mine off stuart or someone and send me a message sometime, k?

Holy Tapdancing Christ! it's my friend Windman!

Hope Japan is all you hoped it would be Matt. I can be reached at jeff_ranger@yahoo.com

I found a bit of time for some entries, ... hard to decide which one you would like the best, …

But for simple nostalgia’s sake the entry is:

Experience point time,
The Dwarf gets a big bonus,
For bringing the beer.

Anyone who provided anything for the group (or, more importantly, the DM) got an XP bonus...you benefited as much as anyone

My other attempts were:

Do we have a plan?
I am lost in this dark cave
Attack the darkness!

If only you had worked in "Attacking your own side" you would have won the contest

I roll to get drunk.
Are there any girls around?
I Rage! … You’re not there!

Classic

Leadership seemed cool,
But my cohort’s a pervert,
Keeps ogling my butt.

Well, for your cohort, you wanted a guy who was there to "cast haste on you", forgive the DM for giving him a little "character"

It’s not my home plane,
There are beholders all over !
Damn magic card deck!

Wan't there for this one, so I assume it has something to do with your plan to start a Beholder farm?

take care of my city for me will ya, - Windman

Will do...I'm going to be starting a Story Hour here in order once my Mutants and Masterminds campaign gets going. Tune in.

Admittedly Windman is still in a Coma from being exposed to hard vaccuum while the Justice Hurricane was attempting to escape the Zergg Gladiator ship, but he might be mentioned

Have fun there man.

 

[Richards]

Okay, here's my entry. It's a tribute to Wulf Ratbane and his creative solution to the "no using bad language on the EN World messageboards" dilemma:

A dwarf has to swear
But Eric's Grandma hears all
In that case: ferkit

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I had what I thought was a really cool idea for another one, but it ended up kind of clunky. So, just for fun, here's a puzzle-based haiku for you guys to chew on. There's a secret world involved; see if you can figure out what it is.

Puzzle hidden now
To decipher: all end place
Character symbols

I'm not really happy with that one, because instead of having each line being a separate, standalone clause, it's more of a "line one, lines two and three together" deal. And the words I ended up with don't flow nicely together. But oh well - at least I got the syllables right. Can anybody tell me what word is being referenced?

Johnathan

 

[darkbard]

well, we are of course! but i won't type it here in case anyone else wants to puzzle it out first.

 

[JoeBlank]

Not much of a poet myself, so I figured the half-orc bard to be the most appropriate subject:

Half-orc Bard

Sing and smash again
My music is the cure for,
and cause of, my rage

 

[Jondor_Battlehammer]

We were running the beginning adventure in L5R, and we were all at the Haiku contest trying to actually write the poem. A freind of ours who had never played before, (and of course took a Large, Socially Awkward Crab Bushi), asked for help, and this is what I gave her.


* 6' 5' fully armored Crab, counting on fingers *


I see Oni, Squish,

Squish, Squish, Squish, Squish, Squish, Squish, Squish,

Squish, Squish, Squish, Squish, Squish, Squish, err... oops.

 

[Voadam]

Half orc bard

Rage washes over me
Could it be this summer heat
Hark, the call of war

Who need cha, int, wis
If like hitting drums loudly
Half-Orc make good bard


General

Something's very wrong
Feels like gnawing on my brain
Oh no! mindflayers

Where and who am I
My body falls away, gone
Is this now undeath

 

[Voadam]

Double post

 

[Voadam]

Lightning bolt, fireball
To zap or to boom with magic
That is the question