Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[Nifft]

can't ... stop ... must ... haiku ... glurp ...

A Cloak of Teflon
was the Dragon's gift to poor
Dirk, the non-stick knight.

-- Nifft

P.S.: worry not,
Teflon Billy. Some of my
good stuff made it in.

 

[Chitsu-Otoshi]

Fondling the masters skull as a child,
And the horrors in the museum,
Dream City..

 

[Cameroon]

Pre-Kabkui
Post-Kalachanga
I walked with a difference.

 

[Nifft]

Pre-Kabkui
Post-Kalachanga
I walked with a difference.

"It was just a dream!
And god-damn it, I do not
have an anal probe!"

-- Cartman

 

[Dr Midnight]

Damn Teflon Billy's
flare for procrastination
and purple dress pants.

 

[Darklone]

*LOL*

Damn, TeflonBilly, don't you have some other things for the post deadline haikus ?

 

[Crothian]

Well, the time is now
past 12 on the eleventh
I am impatient

 

[Geist]

The pacific time
Teflon Billy does run on
so now you must wait.


otherwise: its to early for him to be up!

 

[Dr Midnight]

Teflon Billy, dude,
you need to post the winners
Or else I will cry.

 

[alsih2o]

teflon billy reads
poems and beer now cojoined
which will make him sick?