Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[Crothian]

Dragon Fire Breath
Burnt Flesh on Charcoaled Bodies
Total Party Kill

 

[jester47]

This is my PC
There are many like it but
This PC is mine

Aaron.

 

[Kender42]

This contest makes me
Want to sing a half-orc song
Aaaaaaar-oooooooooo-gaaaaa-naaaa-sh!

 

[herald]

Sing me a love song,
Winsome, Lonely Half-Orc Bard,
You make my ears bleed

...It's a talent, we all have it, it's just that I'm a little more full of it than you.

 

[Magic Rub]

Here is my entry, it wrote itself. It has a nasty habbit of reoccuring in every session we play, finally it comes to good use!

PC: "Why can't I do that?!
DM: "Because the P.H. says so!"
PC: "Gawd dam you suck a$$!"

 

[Eridanis]

The day's work is done
Time for happy diversion:
"Roll initiative"

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My favorites so far are jgbrowning, Larry Fitz, and LcKedovan. Thanks for the contest, TB, you handsome man!

 

[GralTok]

Keep the first one as my entry, and enjoy the others.

Chaotic neutral sorceror choosing a target for his spell:

Hey you, no not you!
Yeah you! hey move no stop
Gonna burn you now!

A wizard of ice:

Lightning or fire?
That's the question! But not now!
As here come Ice Burst!

A hunter meeting a dire bear:

See the bear I just
hunted, See the big one Coming
Arrow do nothing!

A Half-Orc Bard near the trashes:

I sing next to the
trashes, I smell as good as them
Hear the Half-Orc Bard

The innocent player rolling to hit:

You hit with a d20
not with four! Oh it's not keep
the best of four dice?

Playing dnd with a Chaotic Neutral DM:

What we do tonight?
We play dnd! Which game? Well a
new one, what you thing?

 

[Balsamic Dragon]

From my current campaign

Only the bravest
face Elemental Evil.
Total Party Kill?

Balsamic Dragon

 

[Feliath]

Yar! I compete!

*deep breath* OK, here goes. My contribution. Half-Orc Bard? Half-Orc Bard.

A half-orcish bard?
Like sweet spring birds twittering
atop a dung heap.


Oh, two more, just for kicks:

A Haiku contest?
Billy gives out adventures!!!
I must try to win...

Which is funnier:
Fireball or Lightning Bolt?
Damn, all out of space.


/Feliath

 

[tarchon]

Old pond, quiet, still.
Water sprays, fish fly flopping;
Fiendish dire frog jumps.