Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[Joshua Randall]

AoO

Opportunity,
Attacks of. Does anyone
Fully understand?

 

[FullTinCan]

Fiendish Dire Weasel:

Hellish hen hunter,
Pointy fangs oozing evil,
Beware the weasel!

 

[bailey]

Five orcs braced to fight
ball of flame fires between them
now there is just ash

 

[NiTessine]

Don't touch his dice, man
Bob will gouge out your two eyes
Always night for you.

 

[King_Stannis]

Weary I grow of
The polymorphed innkeepers,
So cheesy, it is



Thanks for the opportunity, T-B!

 

[Flynn]

My entry

Fiendish dire bovine,
Holy cow will not survive
The big beef battle.

Enjoy,
Flynn

 

[NeuroZombie]

D twenty system
Fanboys, there are too many
Who think they can write

This one is just a joke BTW, no harm is meant, it's just what came to me

 

[JRRNeiklot]

Haiku

The orc has slain me,
But I die happy, laughing.
I ate the pie, first!

 

[WayneLigon]

D&D

Housebound in winter,
We go on a year's-long quest
Rolling dice with friends.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Chaotic Neutral!
This alignment is so sweet--
Like twin scimitars!