Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[Ruavel]

An Ode to the Most Useless Creature in the MM

Terror of the deep,
But summoned jaws are useless
on land, oh dire shark…

a poem for those DMs like myself who have little to no use for aquatic creatures...

 

[Larry Fitz]

Hey Billy,

Here's one on a topic near and dear to many of us:

Smoke clears like fog lifts
Scales glow hot and triumphant
Not disposable


Larry Fitz
Member of Badd

 

[clark411]

Here we go..

Lazily Kork smile
in fountain, pink swirls 'round pants.
Guards. Damn elf magic.

 

[wighair]

My entry....

Rude rhyme of Summer
Yields lament of pedigree
For the foul mouthed bard

Mel.

 

[nsruf]

My entry in the category "all things D&D":

Orc and Pie

smothered by cream
my reward I claim early
guardian threw it

 

[LcKedovan]

What the heck, I'll give it a try.

The newbie rolls dice
Crack, he falls over in pain
Touch my dice and pay

-Will

 

[Tsyr]

The sounds of rapture
A sea of tears shed in joy
The Half-Orc bard dies

 

[Jeff Wilder]

Haiku entry: Half-orc Bard

Here's my official entry:

"'Six Songs of Set's Sons,'"
Muses the mixed-breed minstrel,
"Is tough through these tusks."

And here's a bonus entry, at no additional charge:

Yon tusked minstrel
Receives but spoilt tomatoes
In lieu of applause.

(Note: That's "tusk-ed.")

 

[darkke]

Well, here goes:

My square is threatened
Ogres bearing reach weapons
Where is my spiked chain?

 

[Dougal DeKree]

On the topic so often mentioned...

here's mine poem of the dead hero:

"I came in here to
stop elemental evil
but all just went wrong."

and else (since some else alrady took the orc&pie)

"half-orc bard sings loud
lyrics about the holy pie
in his small square room"