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Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF
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Serpenteye
First Post
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IR has come to
The Emerald Empire
Many will die
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IR-gaming rules!
Edena, master of IR
Is he not a God?
IRev-Rokugan
Creamsteak fills shoes
Of the old master
Forrester ate
Elves of Evereska
Tasted like pork?
Protected Athas
Forsaken, peaceful
Darkened the Sun
Kalanyr turned
Against his nature
Demon to Solar
Who saved the world?
Speechmaker Williams?
Angel-Boy Hazen?
The God-Emperor,
Who conquered planets,
Ever Triumphant
Allmighty Melkor
Was always the villain
Came so close
Who's more clever
Than Anabstercorian
The last Illithid?
Zelda the silent
Defeated Melkor, he's
nice Wedding-gift
Evil, so evil
Maudlin, Acererak
Fell to betrayal
Lies, deciet
Bugbear, the traitor
Conquered nil
Sollir was ally
Of Sanctus' good elves,
Oozing evil
Kas, mighty slayer
Of Vecna's foul evil
Hero or fiend?
Gnomeworks' Ace
Always foreshadowing
Nuclear fire
Silivrenur, fey,
Sublime lover of fell
Kalanyr's roses
Reprisal came,
Commonwealth fell apart.
Sorry 'bout that
Elder ones burn
Aurican the dragon
So impressive
John brown's soldiers
Lie a'mouldering
In Shadowthrone
Tokiwong was Iuz
Chaos and despair
Red Goo army
Dagger so clever
Threw down the mountain
On his allies
Bobo The bear
In royal councils
Of Festy Dog's land
Alzem the Solar
Fell to neutrality
And Red Goo
Cab service of
Kaboom's flying castles
Saved Veluna
Darkness' Bakluni
Undead in hidden crypts
Fought for light
O'Skoteinos
Joined the Forsaken.
Orcs in the Hive
Bonedagger was
The Player of Vecna.
Too merciful
Venus, o Venus
Little did I suspect that
You had a penis
I forgot you?
T'was not my intention
It's late here
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Wonderful story
Sepulchrave weaves
when'll he update?
Load O page!
The Boards are so slow
Why? Why? Why? I cry.
Lament the time
I waste at computer
I'm so addicted
Why Can't I enter,
Server unservisable,
The halls of EN-world?
IR has come to
The Emerald Empire
Many will die
-
IR-gaming rules!
Edena, master of IR
Is he not a God?
IRev-Rokugan
Creamsteak fills shoes
Of the old master
Forrester ate
Elves of Evereska
Tasted like pork?
Protected Athas
Forsaken, peaceful
Darkened the Sun
Kalanyr turned
Against his nature
Demon to Solar
Who saved the world?
Speechmaker Williams?
Angel-Boy Hazen?
The God-Emperor,
Who conquered planets,
Ever Triumphant
Allmighty Melkor
Was always the villain
Came so close
Who's more clever
Than Anabstercorian
The last Illithid?
Zelda the silent
Defeated Melkor, he's
nice Wedding-gift
Evil, so evil
Maudlin, Acererak
Fell to betrayal
Lies, deciet
Bugbear, the traitor
Conquered nil
Sollir was ally
Of Sanctus' good elves,
Oozing evil
Kas, mighty slayer
Of Vecna's foul evil
Hero or fiend?
Gnomeworks' Ace
Always foreshadowing
Nuclear fire
Silivrenur, fey,
Sublime lover of fell
Kalanyr's roses
Reprisal came,
Commonwealth fell apart.
Sorry 'bout that
Elder ones burn
Aurican the dragon
So impressive
John brown's soldiers
Lie a'mouldering
In Shadowthrone
Tokiwong was Iuz
Chaos and despair
Red Goo army
Dagger so clever
Threw down the mountain
On his allies
Bobo The bear
In royal councils
Of Festy Dog's land
Alzem the Solar
Fell to neutrality
And Red Goo
Cab service of
Kaboom's flying castles
Saved Veluna
Darkness' Bakluni
Undead in hidden crypts
Fought for light
O'Skoteinos
Joined the Forsaken.
Orcs in the Hive
Bonedagger was
The Player of Vecna.
Too merciful
Venus, o Venus
Little did I suspect that
You had a penis
I forgot you?
T'was not my intention
It's late here
--
Wonderful story
Sepulchrave weaves
when'll he update?
Load O page!
The Boards are so slow
Why? Why? Why? I cry.
Lament the time
I waste at computer
I'm so addicted
Why Can't I enter,
Server unservisable,
The halls of EN-world?
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Undead Pete
First Post
Official 1/2 Orc Bard entry:
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Don't like my ballad?
Your head will be my next drum
if you don't shut up!
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Don't like my ballad?
Your head will be my next drum
if you don't shut up!
Outsider73
First Post
Inspired by the trolls over at Troll Lord Games....
We trolls are hungry
Gonna cook us a hobbit
And eat ‘em right up
We trolls are hungry
Gonna cook us a hobbit
And eat ‘em right up
MeepoTheMighty
First Post
My Entry:
Moonlight fills the room
A balor smiles at Eric
Love-child on the way.
Bonuses, because even writing poetry is better than working:
I must waste time at
Work but EN World won't load.
Ah! I'll write haiku.
EN World is down
Protect wallet and/or junk
Off to Nutkinland
Teflon Billy, O
Manly, handsome piece of flesh
Hear he also games
Mighty post count held
By Crothian. The others
Pray just to keep up
Iconic woman
EN Worlders hit on her
Dragongirl just glares
Seven seas he sails
Missing a leg, our pirate
Wears his hat with pride
We whack him with sticks
If you know what I mean, and
I think that you do.
The willow seeks
The paradise; parts the punch
Of the rodent. *yen*
I should have had this
Girdle looked at by mage, now
I must live with breasts.
They say ev'ryone is
A critic, yet none speak out.
Half-orc is singing.
Bring fireballs on-line
I waste him with my crossbow
Hoody-fricken-hoo!
Con bonus of 5
Concentration ranks are maxed
A of O my ass.
Wuss-slap to the face
They say I got the shaft, till
I boot to the head
Reading - who needs it?
RAAAR is only word I need.
Krusk no pansy elf.
Sound of steel on stone
Drunken curses shouted, aye,
That's how dwarves tumble.
Hundred pounds I lost
My feet, no longer furry
What the hell happened?
Moonlight fills the room
A balor smiles at Eric
Love-child on the way.
Bonuses, because even writing poetry is better than working:
I must waste time at
Work but EN World won't load.
Ah! I'll write haiku.
EN World is down
Protect wallet and/or junk
Off to Nutkinland
Teflon Billy, O
Manly, handsome piece of flesh
Hear he also games
Mighty post count held
By Crothian. The others
Pray just to keep up
Iconic woman
EN Worlders hit on her
Dragongirl just glares
Seven seas he sails
Missing a leg, our pirate
Wears his hat with pride
We whack him with sticks
If you know what I mean, and
I think that you do.
The willow seeks
The paradise; parts the punch
Of the rodent. *yen*
I should have had this
Girdle looked at by mage, now
I must live with breasts.
They say ev'ryone is
A critic, yet none speak out.
Half-orc is singing.
Bring fireballs on-line
I waste him with my crossbow
Hoody-fricken-hoo!
Con bonus of 5
Concentration ranks are maxed
A of O my ass.
Wuss-slap to the face
They say I got the shaft, till
I boot to the head
Reading - who needs it?
RAAAR is only word I need.
Krusk no pansy elf.
Sound of steel on stone
Drunken curses shouted, aye,
That's how dwarves tumble.
Hundred pounds I lost
My feet, no longer furry
What the hell happened?
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