Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[Thyrax]

Look at my evil eyes
Satisfaction on my face
Dming is FUN!!

 

[navriin]

The same but unlike
Fire roars across the battlefield
Bolt sprints faster though

 

[Tolen Mar]

Well, I've never done this before, but here goes...

Axes, Knives, Swords, Blades
Armor, Shields, Magical Spells
Dark cave. What? No torch?

 

[davewoodrum]

My crimson, bloody
weapons stink of dead maidens,
is it lunch time?

 

[davewoodrum]

I'm an idiot!
I left out a word.... revision:
My crimson, bloody
weapons stink of dead maidens,
is it lunch time yet?

 

[Krusk]

A half-orc haiku would be quite a trick,
But he can't get the meter to stick.
He never was able
To count the syllables,
So instead, he wrote a LIMERICK.

 

[brianajones]

I'll give this a try;

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My party is gone
Traps found, Undead turned, Gold claimed
Did not see Dire Squirrel
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And for brianajones

I am the Psion
Others laugh, ignore my power
My thralls they are now


Psychic Warrior
Speed, Precision, Psychic power
Crystal sword in hand

Yep, they were written long before the Psionics Handbook came out. Silly me for not adding those.

 

[Celyr]

haiku

chaotic neutral--
alignment of eccentrics.
WHEE! SHINY DICE! WHEE!

 

[Gryphon]

ROllin ROllin ROllin keep those dice a ROllin

Dice rolling is Easy
Roleplaying Hard

Your Game easy or Hard?

 

[Schmoe]

=== REPOST ===
Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.dnd
Subject: An Illithid Haiku: Clams
From: Noah Dowd <noah@bnr.ca>
Date: Mon, 14 Oct 1996 12:46:03 -0500

Hong, you amaze me. How in the world did you find this? Does that newsgroup even still exist? Man, talk about memories...