Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[Shadewyn]

Mmmm Hia-choo!

Ahhh if this was only summer in LA then I would be thing this was some radio girl begging the lads to give her a five seven five for some bud light.


Fireball spell change
Volume backlash kills no more
Fools go unburned


Didn't you just love "accidently" casting a fireball in 2nd Ed. so that the backlash of the excess volume burst the more annoying party members in your group to the ground? Now you gotta work at getting rid of the dead wood before they take a share of your treasure!

 

[Centurion]

A dire bunny?
How dangerous can it be?
LOOK AT THE BONES!

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Most used phrase by players in my campaign . . .
"Run away!!!!"

 

[Nifft]

This is my entry, unless you like the other ones better:

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No-one expects the
Elvish Inquisition! For
Justice, Truth and Pie!
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"Shall I compare thee
to a summer's day? Thou art
more hot and scaly."


"Green skin skalds all spring,"
my master spat. "Fetch my pipe,
and pick some fresh buds."


Red as autumn leaves,
her flame-lit body tumbles.
The drake circles back.


"It was the winter
of our discontent," he read.
"Is that good or bad?"


-- Nifft

 

[Dark Psion]

It's amazing the number of people posting in the single digits total post catagory.

Who knew that Haiku
was the secret webmasters
used for lurker bait

PS: How many Haikus have I ever made??? Ummm 4!

 

[bloodymage]

Beginner's Luck? My first attempt ever, off the top of my head:

It's about just me
I am Chaotic Neutral
Those modules are MINE!

*bow*

 

[WanderingMonster]

The monster wanders
Around the dungeon hallways.
"Where'd I put my shoes?"

 

[hong]

Hong, you amaze me. How in the world did you find this? Does that newsgroup even still exist? Man, talk about memories...

I have my methods....

Rgfd is still around, and still going strong. A few of the regulars are still around: MSB, Robert Baldwin, Dave Klassen, Sea Wasp, and some others. Some have left since 3E came out (Lawrence "DMgorgon" Mead, Halaster) but a lot more have appeared.

The ever-present al*gnm*nt wars still drag on, with no end in sight....

 

[VirtualWizard]

This one seems to happen at least once a game

Toss polyhedrons
Bouncing off table they go
No one can find them

 

[DonAdam]

Actual entry:
The lorn half-orc bard
Sings of his long dead father
Who once had a pie

First Try:
Die bounces off book.
Natural 1? Interference!
(Excuse to reroll)

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

(Just so everyone knows, there is a thread in the meta forum discussing these! Go take a look, so that we don't clog up this thread with no haikus.

Like this one. Oops. )