Tell us a joke...

[Atavar]

Why is the sky blue? Because if it were green we wouldn't know where to stop mowing the lawn.

 

[Zander]

Why do moils never charge fees for performing circumcisions? They only take tips.

Did you hear about the doctor who carried out a circumcision that went wrong?

He got the sack.

 

[Zander]

A man gets to the bank of a river and shouts to a blonde on the far bank: "How do I get to the other side?" The blonde shouts back: "You are on the other side."

 

[Pbartender]

Why do moils never charge fees for performing circumcisions? They only take tips.

Speaking of which...

Did you hear about the two moils who went into business together?

They always ended up arguing over who got to keep the tip.

 

[Ferret]

If you people are going to tell jokes try it in a language that everyone can understand.

Also stay away from math jokes. They hurt my brain.

So you've never seen monty pythons flying circus?

The maths jokes are really good though...Tell us some more!

 

[Olaf the Stout]

There are 3 types of people in this world. Those that can count and those that can't.

Olaf the Stout

 

[Aeson]

So you've never seen monty pythons flying circus?

The maths jokes are really good though...Tell us some more!

I've some of the show but not much. Don't care much for it.

 

[kenobi65]

I've some of the show but not much. Don't care much for it.

The German that was quoted earlier was from a Python episode, about the "World's Funniest Joke," developed as a weapon by the British in WWII -- it was so funny that anyone who came into contact with it died of laughter. The Germans attempted to come up with their own, but it was lame.

 

[STARP_Social_Officer]

"Der vere zwei peanuts, valking down ze strasse. Und vun vas assaulted...peanut..."

Oh, how they laughed...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?

A: Only one- all of the rest are true stories.