D&D 5E The Build that Willed (annoyance)

[Xath McCath]

So I love D&D and hate the 90s TeeVee show Friends -- so here is the challenge -- show me the error of my ways by building the cast of Friends in 5e....

My go:

Ross:
Race: Deep Gnome
Class: Barbarian (but 7 Str... so impotent rage)
Background: Scholar

Rachel:
Race: Winged Elf ???
Class: ???
Background: ???

 

[Staccat0]

Pheobe is a Kender Bard with low wisdom. Urchin background.

Joey is a Human Bard (focused on acting and romance) with low intelligence. Probably an ineffective STR based build.

Chandler is definitely a wise-cracking halfling Warlord (nobody knows what he does) with low Con.

Monica is a 5th level Jerry Sienfeld that multi-classed Cheers what are we talking about?