"There was an enchanted land, once upon a time, ruled by a wise king."
"Sailing the seven seas in search of adventure, the pirate king was a handsome scoundrel, but he had a heart of gold."
"Sorcery descended upon the land, as the foul Enchanter Malifex forced his wicked magics upon all those in the kingdom and took away their wills."
"Sin can arise from virtue with even the slightest temptation, and such was the case for Sir Meleagaunt of Gorre, once the greatest champion in all the lands, blessed with a strong arm, a keen mind, and handsome features that made the ladies swoon."
"Sometimes, there is no happy ending."
(OOC: These are rough translations that preserve the Old Medibarian first letters)