The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[RealAlHazred]

I sometimes have trouble deciding what's more annoying in a thread:
"I had a really bad experience with X so fixing X is the most important thing in the world."
or
"I never had trouble with X so leave X alone. It will cause badness if you change anything."

And then I remember its the people who say both about different things in the same thread.

I just cut to the chase and combine both in one sentence. "D&D 5E is almost the absolute worst garbage game in the history of role-playing games, coming in just marginally ahead of every other game ever published; therefore, 5E gets my highest-ever rating -- 3 out of 10."

 

[el-remmen]

Speaking of missing the point. . .

Mod Edit: Sorry, but no religion. You know that. ~Umbran

 

[RealAlHazred]

Listen, I love the explanation somebody came up with for Saint Uncumber, also known as Wilgefortis. Apparently, some of the recently-converted were confused by the statue of a crucified bearded person wearing a dress (tunic), and decided it must be a woman who prayed for a beard.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Speaking of missing the point. . .

 

[el-remmen]

No friggin' clue

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

No friggin' clue

Well, she would say "nut up," but women are much tougher.

 

[RealAlHazred]

Speaking of missing the point. . .

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"Look, Jesus wasn't a ripped manly-man, he was something of a pacifist and a teacher."
"If he wasn't a manly man, he never would have survived the crucifixion! It would've taken a miracle!"

 

[J.Quondam]

So, not "bow-chicka-wow"?
Not sure if disappointed or relieved.

 

[Cadence]

I sometimes read threads and wonder how much better D&D could be if we took the ideas that show up in some threads on here and added them to the game.

I inevitably cure myself of wanting folks on here to have anything to do with the state of the official game by just reading a few more posts.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

So, not "bow-chicka-wow"?
Not sure if disappointed or relieved.

ohhhhhh..... OTHER JESUS! I was really having trouble following this conversation.