The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

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Pizza box technology. Make a bib out of the lid.

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Achilles: Hey, Zeno, I got a great idea!

Zeno: ......

Achilles: ZENO! ZENO! ZENO!

Zeno: sigh What?

Achilles: So, I like pineapple pizza, but the friends I hang out with only like borin' ol' cheese pizzas.

Zeno: Yeah. You've told me.

Achilles: So here's my brilliant idea .... what we're going to do, is force all the pizzerias to put pineapple on their cheese pizzas.

Zeno: uhhh....... wait. Why not just try and convince your friends to have pineapple pizza with you?

Achilles: Ha! That's funny! They're too stupid to enjoy pineapple pizza. No, the only way to get them to eat pineapple pizza with me is to make sure that when they order their pizzas, pineapple is put on it. That way, they'll get it!

Zeno: This is why I don't answer your texts, Achilles.
 


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