The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Gammadoodler]

"I would like to order a pizza."
"Certainly, sir! What kind would you like?"
"I would like it with pita bread, and sour cream and guacamole, and put in beef and peppers."
"Uh... Sir, that's... that's a soft taco..."
"So, you won't make my pizza, then? You're not actually a place that sells pizza?"

Pita bread soft taco???
..you..monster..

That's (mostly) a gyro.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Pita bread soft taco???
..you..monster..

That's (mostly) a gyro.

Gyro?

That’s a poor man’s shawarma.

 

[darjr]

Pineapple and coffee beans even little fishies, but no way are you putting that ham on my pizza!

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

Now that I have enquired about culture war, I am worried that a political party is, unbeknownst to me, claiming ownership of my love for having an egg sunny-side-up on the pizza. Every kind of pizzas, all are better with an egg on top, with the yolk still runny.

People who let the yolk coagulate, of course, are heathens. Much like the count of the Holy Hand Grenade shall be to 3, not more, the temperature of the yolk shall not count up to 63°C, except when proceeding to count to 64°C.

 

[darjr]

Is that Batman?! I’m gonna to go say hi!
Dint, he’s dead.
Dead?!? They just put a drink on his table!
He’s dead I tell you, for the next six issues, for story.
Uh, ok. I wondered what that smell was.

 

[Cadence]

Say your knowledge "of the entire history of D&D" started sometime after 1989 (quite possibly after 2003) without just coming out and saying it.

 

[RealAlHazred]

Say your knowledge "of the entire history of D&D" started sometime after 1989 (quite possibly after 2003) without just coming out and saying it.

Look, my knowledge of the entire history of D&D is immense and all-encompassing. I am quite likely omniscient when it comes to D&D things.

What, me? I started playing with 4th edition...

 

[el-remmen]

"Everyone has the right to include or exclude whatever they want from their games, and I have the right to tell them why they are a terrible person who hates their players and is DMing wrong."

 

[Gammadoodler]

I am quite likely omniscient...

The only thing I don't know is whether I know everything.

 

[trappedslider]

I have finally unwatched a thread