Oh, I'm sure it
looked hysterical...

On the other hand, driving down the highway at sixty miles an hour while trying to steer with your knees and simultaneously engaging in an MMA fight with a panicked thirty-lb. bird in an enclosed space is not something I'd care to try again.
(At least with the first time I got into a fight with a turkey (a flock of them, actually) I had a broomstick and enough room to swing it.)
I have no idea what the officially published CR of a turkey is, but I'm sure it's been vastly underrated.