I'm sure that thread won't devolve into a cesspool. Positive.
I look at the glass and say, "Glasses? You guys have glasses? We had to cup our hands and drink from that! Kids these days have it easy!"I look at the glass and say "Sorry, I didn't order Budweiser."
I look at the glass and say "Sorry, I didn't order Budweiser."
"You're looking? You have eyes? In my day, we had to feel around for things! Kids today have it easy!"I look at the shelf of singles at the beer store and ask "Why are there so many IPAs and Sours!?"
(Was happy that the bar we MtG some weekends finally had a Stout back on the menu this week.)
I look at the shelf of singles at the beer store and ask "Why are there so many IPAs and Sours!?"
(Was happy that the bar we MtG some weekends finally had a Stout back on the menu this week.)
"This glass is one-eighth empty."An optimist looks at a glass half-filled with water and says that it is half-full.
A pessimist looks at the same glass and says it is half-empty.
I look at the glass and say, "Seriously? Water? I asked for scotch!"