The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

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The actual reason is more banal; my return to the threads that I create is like a box of crayons in a kindergarten classroom ... pointless.

I usually try and lay out a decent (and sometimes even nuanced) series of thoughts in the OP. So I'll often get some of the following responses:

A. You're right and you're a genius!
Don't get me wrong- I love this! I work for stiff Manhattans and expressions of adulation and admiration unsullied by caveats. But other than posting a gif of Han Solo saying, "I know," not sure what I can add to this.

B. You're wrong for reason X!
More often than not, reason X is something I already discussed in the OP. Now, I used to address this, usually by quoting the section of the OP where I already addressed it, but I have found that this isn't helpful. Thing is, people ... on the internet ... have an aversion to being wrong (I know, weird!). So I'd always get some variation of "How dare you assume people read what you wrote, especially when you write paragraphs," or "Why do do you demand people read what you write before arguing with you," or, "I don't care, you're still wrong." So I try not to do that.

C. You're wrong for reason Y!
People will argue that the post is wrong for some other reason. It may be a good reason, a bad reason, or it may be some pedantic nitpick. But I already said what I needed to say; if the person read it, and disagreed, then .... well, cool cool. That's like, their opinion, man!


As a bonus fun fact, during my semi-retirement I tested the limits of the block feature because I thought it would be funny.

1000. You can block 1000 people. No more.

People who don't want to actually discuss their ideas in conversations that are circular and repetitive redundant morasses of specious reasoning that emulate the 8th circle of Hell are weak-minded thinkers with no points worth considering and should just start a blog then. . .

Speaking of. . . . have I mentioned my new HOW I RUN IT site? :sneaky:
 

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I'm sure Sam Harris can help you with increasing that number.

In fairness, I wasn't doing it to remove the haters (that's a list of ... looks ... very select list). I was just bored, and wanted to see if (a) there was a limit, and (b) what the site would look like.

It was .... pretty amazing, actually, because it clears out the threads quickly. Pretty soon, I just got pages of blankness for years (because I was blocking based on people who started threads .....). I thought it would be like, 100, or maybe 256, but nope. 1000.
 

I think this exchange from TDKR sums up how the rest of the D.C. verse views batman.

Superman:. If it isn't me, it'll just be someone else.
Batman: Really? Who do they send after you?
 



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Many fine people on my block list. Fine people!

Well, you know what? Some of the commenters here are fine people but these Snarf and Snarf-adjacent folks, oh my god. They don’t like these fine people. They don’t like them at all. You know what? These Snarfs, they don’t like anything and they will block ... block these fine folks. You just can’t please them at all. The use blocks all the time. You know who else uses blocks? That wonderful fellow, Chris Pratt, in the Lego Movie. People told me that Chris Pratt was using the blocks correctly in that movie, but now these people don’t even like Chris Pratt as Mario. And you know what? I’m very close with Mario, very close with Luigi. Mario and Luigi like to come play golf with me. Mario golf. We play with the Princess, who is a real peach and a close personal friend of mine. Peach is so great. And the Toads? I do great with the Toads. The mushroom people just love me. They love Chris Pratt. All those mushroom people say that Chris Pratt is easily one of the top five Chrises and top six Pratts. And Mario is going to be so much better than that Eternals movie, because Mario knows when to leave a sinking ship. That's right, too much diversity and too many Bowsers in that awful Eternals movie. No one wanted to see that. Just an awful movie, and all the mushroom people and the tomatoes agree. And you can't even get tomatoes anymore because of inflation.
 


Well, you know what? Some of the commenters here are fine people but these Snarf and Snarf-adjacent folks, oh my god. They don’t like these fine people. They don’t like them at all. You know what? These Snarfs, they don’t like anything and they will block ... block these fine folks. You just can’t please them at all. The use blocks all the time. You know who else uses blocks? That wonderful fellow, Chris Pratt, in the Lego Movie. People told me that Chris Pratt was using the blocks correctly in that movie, but now these people don’t even like Chris Pratt as Mario. And you know what? I’m very close with Mario, very close with Luigi. Mario and Luigi like to come play golf with me. Mario golf. We play with the Princess, who is a real peach and a close personal friend of mine. Peach is so great. And the Toads? I do great with the Toads. The mushroom people just love me. They love Chris Pratt. All those mushroom people say that Chris Pratt is easily one of the top five Chrises and top six Pratts. And Mario is going to be so much better than that Eternals movie, because Mario knows when to leave a sinking ship. That's right, too much diversity and too many Bowsers in that awful Eternals movie. No one wanted to see that. Just an awful movie, and all the mushroom people and the tomatoes agree. And you can't even get tomatoes anymore because of inflation.
My takeaway is "another castle" is probably Mar-a-Lago...
 


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