The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[payn]

So I guess folks only want to complain about wotc in a serious way.

..and dont call them Shirley

 

[CleverNickName]

"Has anyone used the variant rules for long and short rests in the DMG?"
"Stop asking me to change my style of play. Why do you hate OneD&D?"
"...what?"

 

[Ryujin]

I was listening to local talk radio, this morning. A morning guy had prerecorded the spot for his passing, because it was known it would be soon. The guy who was filling in for him (vacation) was talking about how he wished that he was better at recording stuff, because he screwed up getting some stuff from Lightfoot before an official interview started. Seems that Lightfoot did a stint as an Elvis impersonator. Guy said that he started signing "Heatbreak Hotel" and was very good.

 

[Ryujin]

Advocating for oneself and recognizing that one's own experiences are not universal are not mutually exclusive.

Recognizing that we are all the main characters of our own lives allows us to not sublimate our own egos while still maintaining respect and empathy for others.

I like pork!

I'll stick to my role as NPC. It's strangely liberating.

 

[payn]

I was listening to local talk radio, this morning. A morning guy had prerecorded the spot for his passing, because it was known it would be soon. The guy who was filling in for him (vacation) was talking about how he wished that he was better at recording stuff, because he screwed up getting some stuff from Lightfoot before an official interview started. Seems that Lightfoot did a stint as an Elvis impersonator. Guy said that he started signing "Heatbreak Hotel" and was very good.

One of my favorite all time talk radio hosts T.D. Mischke having a little fun.
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[trappedslider]

..and dont call them Shirley

Would you like to add to the list? WotC - (humor) 1001 reasons why WotC is bad

 

[Cadence]

"The thing you don't get is that it's ok when bards lie, because they have charisma. Take you... your lies are like are like the soft touch of that three leaved plant you're walking through. It all works out just right in the end."

 

[prabe]

I only buy beer in cans. Not because I care about the flavor. Because putting that restriction it cuts out most of the vulgar "microbrews" who push out nothing but terrible over-hopped garbage IPAs, over-priced gimmicks, and/or over-sugared liquid candy bars disguised as beer.

Got some bad news for you. These days it's hard to find good craft beer in bottles. You might have to find other ways to manage and/or signal your reverse snobbery; I'm sure you'll manage.

 

[trappedslider]

Well that lasted more than the 20 pages it needed

 

[overgeeked]

"I spent hours prepping an intricate plot for my game and the players ruined my story by making the wrong choices. What do I do?"

Do. Not. Prep. Plots. Or. Stories.