The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[J.Quondam]

"Extreme mediocrity" is my life philosophy.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Yeah, high school me still isn't entirely certain if this should be considered the most amazing timeline or the most horrifying. Whichever it is, though, it's certainly the most perplexing.

Our timeline is clearly being generated by a DM using lots and lots of random tables.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

I bet this works for rules questions, too.

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My wife and I used to use that trick in EverQuest and World of Warcraft.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

"Extreme mediocrity" is my life philosophy.

Playing as a bard
Extreme mediocrity is what you want
Then play as a bard
I think you'll get used to it

And you just don't get it, bards keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, bards know they're so pathetic
And you just don't get it, bards keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, bards know they're so pathetic

And bards don't
And bards don't
And bards don't
And bards don't ...

You play as a bard
I know that I've said this before now
Don't play as a bard
What good is inspiration?
And you just don't get it, bards keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, bards know they're so pathetic
And you just don't get it, bards keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, bards know they're so pathetic

 

[J.Quondam]

Our timeline is clearly being generated by a DM using lots and lots of random tables.

Ah... That would explain why real life is so often as inscrutable and frustrating as Dwarf Fortress.

 

[Ryujin]

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

In related news, anyone having more sex than me is a sl**, and anyone having less sex than me is a prude.

It's the goldilocks theory of life, and it applies to everything. It's kind of like the anthropic principle, but ... more about me. Really, everything can be explained in reference to me.

But enough about me! What do you think about my posts?

In this case I have specific knowledge of the area, by association and direct experience, but to go there would invoke The Hammer of Banning.

 

[Ryujin]

Our timeline is clearly being generated by a DM using lots and lots of random tables.

That's all good, as long as he doesn't drop the 1e unarmed combat tables.

 

[el-remmen]

Place your bets! Place your bets!

• The Over/Under for the number of pages for the "D&D Book Prices Are Going Up" thread before it disappears off the first page: 45 pages
• The Over/Under for "2024 Core rule book changes" thread: 35 pages

* All wagers are cancelled in the case of a mod shutting them down.

 

[Gradine]

* All wagers are cancelled in the case of a mod shutting them down.

C'mon, that's a significant part of the strategy!

 

[payn]

Place your bets! Place your bets!

• The Over/Under for the number of pages for the "D&D Book Prices Are Going Up" thread before it disappears off the first page: 45 pages
• The Over/Under for "2024 Core rule book changes" thread: 35 pages

* All wagers are cancelled in the case of a mod shutting them down.

You need to adjust these over/unders. An accidental thread is going to hit 45 easy.