The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Ryujin]

Yeah. I've heard the Taco Tuesday term used so all over the place that I had no idea who supposedly originated it. Then again, I live in Los Angeles where when you get to the hospital, they inject you with taco juice and THEN blood.

The salsa taquera must flow.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Yeah. I've heard the Taco Tuesday term used so all over the place that I had no idea who supposedly originated it. Then again, I live in Los Angeles where when you get to the hospital, they inject you with taco juice and THEN blood.

"I'm sorry, sir, but the Tapatio levels in your blood are dangerously low."

 

[J.Quondam]

"I'm sorry, sir, but the Tapatio levels in your blood are dangerously low."

"Guacamole pressure is 70 over 30 and dropping.... I need 2 pints of O- salsa in here, stat!"

 

[Maxperson]

"Guacamole pressure is 70 over 30 and dropping.... I need 2 pints of O- salsa in here, stat!"

"We're losing him! Nurse, hand me the habanero. Clear!"

 

[trappedslider]

"I'm sorry, sir, but the Tapatio levels in your blood are dangerously low."

"I'm sorry sir,but the blood levels in your tapatio stream are too high"

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I think I might have read the stupidest comment I have read in some time, that, AFAIK, wasn't an outright troll.

I was going to respond, but .... you know .... the only response I could come up with was the usual ...

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

...but that wouldn't be productive. So ... I'm just gonna leave it. See if someone else takes up the gauntlet.

 

[payn]

In my defense I seem to have covid fugue.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

"I'm sorry sir,but the blood levels in your tapatio stream are too high"

Leave the Midwest out of this.

 

[prabe]

(unrelated to previous posts here)

While you are probably very much in need of an answer you are very probably not going to understand it.

 

[Benjamin Olson]

Everybody makes jokes about having an evil twin... But it's not so funny when you actually have one.

Check this out... There used to be another family in our town with the same last name as us, which we discovered because we used to get their mail all the time until they moved away. And apparently the father of the family had the same first name as my father.

Years later, starting in high school, I began to get arrest reports clipped out of the newspapers taped to my desk - for a guy with my name (although the first name is spelled differently and the middle initial is different).
Over the years, he's been arrested for everything from driving an unregistered vehicle to drug possession.
At one point he even robbed a local bank.
I've worked with two guys over the years that knew this guy: the first time, my first day at work the guy came up to me and said, "You're ----. I've heard of you." and the other guy came up, looked at me and said, "...You're not him..."
Even my own relatives have called to check that it wasn't me when they saw this guy's name in the paper.

I've almost gotten into fights because people thought I was this guy.

I almost lost a job because they thought I'd submitted two different applications.

But the best one?

My mother was in the hospital. A candystriper came in, looked at her chart and said,
"Mrs. ----?
Oh, are you ----'s mother?
Would you like to see pictures of your grandchild?"

Well I am now very thankful that the other Benjamin Olson who was born in the next state over on the very same day as me has never caused me any trouble beyond having to occasionally specify my middle initial or place of birth when fulfilling prescriptions.