The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Ryujin]

Canadia?

I refer to that as Upper 'Murikuh.

Or, if I'm feeling accurate, "The Land of a Thousand Tim Hortons and No Stanley Cups."

There's a good reason why I haven't cared about hockey since '72.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

There's a good reason why I haven't cared about hockey since '72.

Fun facts!

The hotbeds of hockey Tampa, Los Angeles, and New Jersy (alone!) have combined for EIGHT Stanley Cups since a team from Upper 'Murikah last won one.

Tonya Harding attacked Nancy Kerrigan more recently than the Stanley Cup was paraded around a Tim Hortons.

Kurt Cobain blew himself away more recently than a US team has blown a chance to to win the Stanley Cup.

too much?

 

[Cadence]

Fun facts!

The hotbeds of hockey Tampa, Los Angeles, and New Jersy (alone!) have combined for EIGHT Stanley Cups since a team from Upper 'Murikah last won one.

Tonya Harding attacked Nancy Kerrigan more recently than the Stanley Cup was paraded around a Tim Hortons.

Kurt Cobain blew himself away more recently than a US team has blown a chance to to win the Stanley Cup.

too much?

To be fair, didn't the larger (populationwise) California steal the greatest game in the world from Canada?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

To be fair, didn't the larger (populationwise) California steal the greatest game in the world from Canada?

Californians stole Yahtzee!!????!!!

 

[Tales and Chronicles]

Californians stole Yahtzee!!????!!!

I think he was referring to Ryan Reynold.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I think he was referring to Ryan Reynold.

Ryan Golsing > Ryan Reynolds.

That said, I fully support the appropriation of Ryans from Upper 'Murikuh.

 

[Tales and Chronicles]

Ryan Golsing > Ryan Reynolds.

That said, I fully support the appropriation of Ryans from Upper 'Murikuh.

You already had Céline, you greedy monster!

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

You already had Céline, you greedy monster!

You can take her back.

....please?

 

[Tales and Chronicles]

You can take her back.

....please?

ah, never!

She was our Trojan horse to flood your market with overly sweet produce like maple syrup, hawaien pizza, sugar pie, nanaimo bar and Michael Bublé.

 

[Ryujin]

Fun facts!

The hotbeds of hockey Tampa, Los Angeles, and New Jersy (alone!) have combined for EIGHT Stanley Cups since a team from Upper 'Murikah last won one.

Tonya Harding attacked Nancy Kerrigan more recently than the Stanley Cup was paraded around a Tim Hortons.

Kurt Cobain blew himself away more recently than a US team has blown a chance to to win the Stanley Cup.

too much?

Not true. It was paraded around the university where I work, more recently than that, and it had a Tim Hortons in it. It was paraded around the Timmie's. Not in it, mind you. Around it. The Hockey Hall of Fame is in Toronto so we don't have to win, to see Lord Stanley's Cup. Why? Effed if I know.

I was in grade 4 when I stopped caring about watching hockey. I was a Cub Scout when they named Team Canada Drive, in Brampton, after the team that won that series.