The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Levistus's_Leviathan]

Didn't post this in my most recent thread, as I figured it would be better here. My most recent thread's OP style was inspired @Snarf Zagyg format for their article-threads. I put a few twists on it (sub-headers in the post, bad parodies for songs instead of bad versions of famous quotes), but I wanted to give credit to them anyways. So, thanks Snarf.

(Link for those that are interested.)

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

The 2022 Cocktail- Snarf's Very Dry Martini

1. Get some decent gin. Hendrick's gin works; Tanqueray London Dry in a pinch.

2. Did you just ask me about vodka? We're making a martini, not some college freshman punch. Not some abomination. Vodka is for cleaning your wounds, not for cocktails.

3. Pour 3 ounces of gin into a glass with ice.

4. Whisper the word, "Vermouth," over the top of the glass.

5. NOT TOO LOUD. We want this to be a very dry martini.

6. Stir.

7. Did you say shake? Well, are you James Bond? If you aren't, then shut up. Martinis should be stirred.

8. Pour into a cocktail glass, using a strainer if needed to ensure no ice goes into the glass.

9. While pondering the events of 2022, quickly throw the drink over your shoulder and pound your head into the bar until you reach the desired level of unconsciousness.

10. Repeat until 2023.

 

[Cadence]

That thing where you can click on the names and see, for many posters, where they are from and/or at.

 

[payn]

Stirred Martini? 2023 is not off to a good start.

 

[Mad_Jack]

WHY WOULD A THREAD BE SENSIBLE

If threads have evolved to the point where they're developing senses, we are in serious trouble.

Not least of all because any thread on this forum is unlikely to grow into anything but a random slaad.

 

[Cadence]

So, do D&D modules often leave out bathrooms and chamber pots? Are D&D humanoids Pokemonesque in this regard?

 

[Ryujin]

Lolth made Reddit, because it's awful and everyone there hates it, but it always ensnares you with something awesome or interesting to get you coming back. Gruumsh made Facebook as a way to get everyone in the world mad at everyone else in the world. Maglubiyet made Twitter to usurp Facebook's title of "the worst social media site on the internet". Sune created Instagram as a way to show mortals how much better she is than them. Cthulhu made Youtube as a way to learn more about humans and ways to exploit us in his upcoming destruction of humanity (it turns out climate change works fairly well). And a Slaad Lord made Tik Tok to be the most chaotic of all the social media.

I'm with you on everything, but the last. The Slaad are into food, not social media. They also aren't really good at hiding it. Note the name of the pictured restaurant. With that name, would you expect them to be a Thai restaurant? Chaos. Pure chaos.

 

[payn]

So, do D&D modules often leave out bathrooms and chamber pots? Are D&D humanoids Pokemonesque in this regard?

Only the best modules include privies.

 

[Mad_Jack]

So, do D&D modules often leave out bathrooms and chamber pots? Are D&D humanoids Pokemonesque in this regard?

There have been two times in my D&D career that a DM included an outhouse in a bandit camp scenario - the first time, we waited until the bandit leader went in, then tied the door shut and burned it down with him inside while the party fought the bandits. The second time, in a different game two decades later, the party locked the big guy in there until after the fight, then unlocked the door so that he charged out straight into a full-party firing squad of readied actions...

 

[Malmuria]

Didn't post this in my most recent thread, as a figured it would be better here. My most recent thread's OP style was inspired @Snarf Zagyg format for their article-threads. I put a few twists on it (sub-headers in the post, bad parodies for songs instead of bad versions of famous quotes), but I wanted to give credit to them anyways. So, thanks Snarf.

(Link for those that are interested.)

When I read your post I was reminded of the end of The Wire,

Spoiler: spoiler for The Wire

when Michael becomes the new Omar