The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

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Your heresies have so benoodled your brain that you view PEPPERONI as a good thing?

“Pepperoni” is the threat whispered to Italian grandmothers to make them cry. It is no more pizza than Chef Boyardee is home made pasta al dente.

You know, I am now considering ordering a pepperoni and pineapple pizza this evening just for spite... and alliteration.
 

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Your heresies have so benoodled your brain that you view PEPPERONI as a good thing?

“Pepperoni” is the threat whispered to Italian grandmothers to make them cry. It is no more pizza than Chef Boyardee is home made pasta al dente.
Oh you misunderstand me, sir. I do not intend to imply that pepperoni is good for anything at all. Nevertheless, those infernal red slices are for some reason the single-most common pizza topping in America...so common, in fact, that pizzerias stage and parbake them by the dozen to keep up with the demand.

Fools! Don't they know that better pizza is just a whisper away? Don't they understand that that Pepperoni Special has been sitting half-cooked on a shelf in the kitchen for an untold amount of time before it was delivered "hot and fresh" to their door? All they have to do to improve their pizza experience is simply order a different topping--literally any topping, anything at all. But no. We must always play 5E D&D only...er, order the same boring pepperoni pizza, again and again.
 




Note that there is character death and exponential wizard power on display.


You have been warned.

For those of y’all that can’t handle the truth.
 




For Feb, the local station The Current here is featuring an AA artist/group each day. Today was Minneapolis group The Time. Their self titled album has them hanging out on the stoop of a condo. A condo I just happened to live in for a few years. A fun story to tell about a great local group. Happy Black history month folks!

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