I mean, I'm not opposed to the idea, I've just never had it before. I suppose I could give it a try; I think they sell Takis at the corner store right next to the Mountain Dew, Red Bull, and other almost-foods.CleverNickName, you do not yet realize the importance of Takis. You have only begun to google their power. Put them on pizza, and you will complete your training. You know the power of the Dark Side of New Zealand toppings ... now is the time to complete your training.
Do not deny your love of Takis on pizza. Search your feelings, CleverNickName, you know it to be true!
That’s just two pizzas……
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BEHOLD! Eating perfection. It has all your basic food groups-
Your pizza group.
Your hamburger group.
Your french fry group.
Your cheese group.
...and your bacon group.
Note to self- we need to move the dial on this to 11.
A. Add takis.
B. Fry the whole thing.
C. Put it on a stick.
What about Takis?
Takisians have a lot in common with Takis.I keep getting thrown by this, because "Takis" is the homeworld of a major character in the Wild Card shared world anthology series. I would not want a Takis pizza, because the Takisians are big on bioweaponry, and they'd probably be trying to make you into patient zero for a virus that mutates people in walruses, or something.
Challenge accepted.Pizza is not a pizza topping.