The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Thomas Shey]

Agreed. The first thing I thought of when seeing this is laser pointers and cats, which tends to make the cats neurotic.

Has the same effect on dogs, it turns out.

 

[Ryujin]

Not their fault some jerk left the stupid thing so close to the wardrobe exit. Who expects a street light in the middle of a forest?

I just bet it was that pasty Karen with the Turkish Delight.

 

[J.Quondam]

I think they are more the kind who would go to a message board squwaking about their preferences and sh*ting all over if they weren't happy.

I will not get them accounts on here!

(They also need to make sure not to give them laptops. They love pulling keys off).

 

[Autumnal]

Put that on a pizza.

 

[Cadence]

Agreed. The first thing I thought of when seeing this is laser pointers and cats, which tends to make the cats neurotic.

Nothing like a trip to a bird rescue to see all the plucked bare cockatoos and traumatized African greys to show that the larger parrots definitely don't need any extra help going in that direction

We've been keeping cockatiels (started one, then have consistantly been two at a time) for about 30 years now (last three we lost over the years had made it to around 17yo). Even though they seem more robust mentally than their larger kin I wouldn't recommend anyone getting one unless they could get two and were prepared to give them the run of the living room when they were home (so, no leaving books around that you value and being ready to clean up the poo and not if you have cats or dogs). Had a pacific parotlet too who had a good run, but I don't think they're as cut out for domestic life in terms of intelligence and temperment, and I wouldn't recommend them or any of the really big parrots. No experience with budgies, love birds, or conures. I can see why some people say no one should keep any bird and might agree for several of the species. But then again I can see why some people say we shouldn't trust most humans with dogs, cats, or even their own children.

 

[MarkB]

I think they are more the kind who would go to a message board squwaking about their preferences and sh*ting all over if they weren't happy.

I will not get them accounts on here!

(They also need to make sure not to give them laptops. They love pulling keys off).

Also, they don't have laps.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

I have never eaten a pizza.

Let me explain to you why you're wrong about pizza.

 

[Maxperson]

View attachment 357467

More proof that parrots would be bad DMs!

 

[MNblockhead]

Parrots as DMs. Discuss!

Just another thread where people keep parroting the same points made over and over again in other threads.

 

[MNblockhead]

Parrots as DMs. Discuss!

Never trust the parrot DM when he says...


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