No, I quite accurately have fun with verbal back and forth. I have zero expectation that I will or even can "convince" anybody of anything.
What?
You aren't dreaming of converting me to the Dark Side of New Zealand Pizza Toppings?????
Didn't you know that I have no free will of my own, but I am only subject to the vagaries and whims of internet arguments and/or the marketing departments of Fortune 500 corporations?
